While Moira is in Bosnia filming the Crows movie that she hopes will revive her acting career, David attempts to take his relationship with Patrick to new heights.
A sleep-deprived Moira worries about a stack of old love letters addressed to Johnny from another woman, while David and Stevie are held up at David's store.
Alexis and Johnny hatch a plan to impress a motel reviewer, while David and Patrick search for a new apartment.
Johnny finds himself under financial pressure with the arrival of Moira's high-priced red carpet gown for the Crows movie premiere. David is conned into taking a road trip with Stevie.
David and Patrick throw a housewarming party and Ted finally lets loose, while Johnny and Moira try their best to babysit Roland Jr. for the evening.
Moira and the Jazzagals take Jocelyn out for a night at the casino, while Johnny tries to navigate an awkward conversation with Stevie about intimacy in the workplace.
Johnny suspects that Ted's mom is attracted to him, while Moira can't resist getting involved in a local musical production.
Johnny and Stevie attend the regional hospitality awards, while Moira does everything in her power to stop Alexis from auditioning for Cabaret.
David agrees to sub in for the annual baseball game, and Moira runs a rehearsal that pushes Stevie over the edge.
Johnny and Moira's afternoon plans are interrupted when they accidentally hit a cat. David runs into an old colleague at the flea market whose new business bears a striking resemblance to Rose Apothecary.
Patrick's parents are in town for his surprise party, but the parents end up with an even bigger surprise, while Alexis drags Moira to a soap opera convention.
Johnny fills in for Moira at the annual Mayor's Roast, as David distracts Moira from finding out that Stevie and Patrick have been taking private dance lessons.
Patrick tries to take David on a romantic hike, while Johnny has a health scare that sends everyone into a panic.
It's Opening Night for Cabaret, and Stevie is nowhere to be found. David tries to make a big announcement, but keeps getting overshadowed by the musical.