Patrick presents a show about food after missing out on a hearty breakfast. Patrick and SpongeBob experience the wonders of the workforce.
Patrick and GrandPat try to pass each other on the stairs, leading to a ludicrous conflict. The members of the Star family each confront their own absurd rivalries.
Patrick loses the remote in the cushions, so he journeys into the couch to track it down. Patrick hosts a telethon to raise money for snails who can't dance.
GrandPat prevents his precious memories from being sold at a family yard sale.
The Patrick Star Show is interrupted by a most peculiar stench.Squidina hires an assistant who's a little too good at his job.
The Star Family heads to their favorite resort. Bunny goes on a mid-day adventure to a forgotten age.
Patrick hires cheap ghosts to haunt his house, but he ends up getting just what he paid for. Patrick hits an unnatural growth spurt in his late adolescence.
The Patrick Show presents a Halloween TV special.
Patrick ventures inside Cecil to learn how the body works. Cecil takes his kids camping, but Squidina wants the drama of reality TV.
Patrick travels through time to find last minute Christmas gifts for his family. The Star Family learns the cultural traditions of the old country.
A classic villain returns to his former lair, only to find the Star Family inhabiting it. The Patrick Show re-brands for a younger audience.
Pearl stars in a guest appearance on The Patrick Show. Patrick and SpongeBob go back in time to watch Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy when they were new.
Patrick and Squidina report the news around Bikini Bottom. // The Patrick Show presents the epic conclusion to the first half of its first season.
The Star family finds themselves getting smaller and smaller. / Patrick’s evil twin cousin shows up to ruin Patrick’ reputation.
Tinkle, Ouchie, and Pinkeye must venture back home together after being taken away by mistake. / Patrick gets injured, so his family members take turns hosting the show.
Granny Tentacles helps Squidward collect his paper delivery money from Cecil. / The Star family house runs away from home.
Patrick’s uncontrollable drooling gets out of hand and mouth. / A shape-shifting alien runs loose in the Star home.
Patrick messes with the space-time continuum. / While Cecil and Bunny celebrate their anniversary in outer space, Patrick and Squidina throw a house party.
Squidina hosts a television show to pass a home economics class. / Patrick and SpongeBob try to unlock a dull child’s imagination.
Patrick learns what GrandPat’s childhood was like./Cave Pat hosts a show with his cave family.
The Patrick Show gets competing sponsors. The star family visits King Neptune's palace.
Cecil shows Patrick his mustache collection. The Star family brings a mandrake root into their home.
Patrick hosts an award ceremony.Captain Doug Quasar meets Pat-Tron's robot family.
Patrick gets a stunt double.Patrick's organs leave his body in protest.
Bunny's mother visits from the old country.Granny Tentacles gets her own spin-off show.
Bubble Bass reviews The Patrick Show.Bunny brings Patrick to prison for "Bring Your Kid To Work Day".