The Stars watch a series of haunted video tapes.
Patrick hosts a countrified variety show.
The Star family goes on a college tour for Patrick... at the zoo.
The Patricks compete in a series of games for control of the TV remote
Quasar uses Patrick to communicate with the dumbest aliens in the universe.
After yet another Star house disaster, the fire marshal forces Patrick to watch a safety training video.
For Leif Erikson Day, Patrick and SpongeBob time-travel back to Viking times.
