Ted

E1 • Talk Dirty To Me

John and Ted use a phone in the school basement to call a phone-sex hotline; when the charges end up costing the school thousands of dollars, a hard-nosed special investigator from the school district is brought in to find the culprits.

32m • 2026

John and Ted use a phone in the school basement to call a phone-sex hotline; when the charges end up costing the school thousands of dollars, a hard-nosed special investigator from the school district is brought in to find the culprits.

E2 • Mrs.Robichek

Ted starts a risky affair with a married woman and becomes emotionally invested; Matty and Susan try to figure out the cause of Matty's erectile dysfunction.

32m • 2026

Ted starts a risky affair with a married woman and becomes emotionally invested; Matty and Susan try to figure out the cause of Matty's erectile dysfunction.

E3 • Dungeons & Dealers

A weed shortage forces John, Ted and Blaire to complete a drug dealer's Dungeons & Dragons campaign; unaware that the reward is a bag of pot, Matty and Susan join the quest.

30m • 2026

A weed shortage forces John, Ted and Blaire to complete a drug dealer's Dungeons & Dragons campaign; unaware that the reward is a bag of pot, Matty and Susan join the quest.

E4 • The Mom's Bombed Rom Com

When Blaire and her girlfriend break up, all she wants to do is sit on the couch and watch rom-coms, to Matty's frustration; Ted's lie to John about hooking up with their elderly neighbor leads the boys to an unusual double date.

35m • 2026

When Blaire and her girlfriend break up, all she wants to do is sit on the couch and watch rom-coms, to Matty's frustration; Ted's lie to John about hooking up with their elderly neighbor leads the boys to an unusual double date.

E5 • The Sword In The Stoned

Realizing John is light on extracurricular activities for college applications, John and Ted audition for the school play; Matty and Susan get part-time jobs at Dunkin' Donuts.

31m • 2026

Realizing John is light on extracurricular activities for college applications, John and Ted audition for the school play; Matty and Susan get part-time jobs at Dunkin' Donuts.

E6 • Roe V. Weed

After a meaningless hookup, Blaire finds herself navigating an unexpected pregnancy, causing a clash of opinions among the family.

30m • 2026

After a meaningless hookup, Blaire finds herself navigating an unexpected pregnancy, causing a clash of opinions among the family.

E7 • Susan Is The New Black

When a police officer finds John and Ted's weed during a traffic stop, Susan takes the fall for them and gets a 10-day jail sentence; she navigates life on the inside, while the family discovers what life on the outside is like without her.

31m • 2026

When a police officer finds John and Ted's weed during a traffic stop, Susan takes the fall for them and gets a 10-day jail sentence; she navigates life on the inside, while the family discovers what life on the outside is like without her.

E8 • Fraudcast News

After a health scare, Matty is under doctor's orders to keep calm; this becomes especially challenging when the O.J. Simpson verdict is announced, leading the family to go to extreme lengths to keep him from learning the truth.

31m • 2026

After a health scare, Matty is under doctor's orders to keep calm; this becomes especially challenging when the O.J. Simpson verdict is announced, leading the family to go to extreme lengths to keep him from learning the truth.

E1 • Just Say Yes Part 1

Ted’s attempt to get expelled from high school leads him to purchase drugs from an unlikely source.

22m • 2024

Ted’s attempt to get expelled from high school leads him to purchase drugs from an unlikely source.

E2 • Just Say Yes Part 2

Ted’s attempt to get expelled from high school leads him to purchase drugs from an unlikely source.

28m • 2024

Ted’s attempt to get expelled from high school leads him to purchase drugs from an unlikely source.

E3 • My Two Dads

Ted and John’s plan to exact revenge on the school bully inadvertently puts them in a parental role. Matty agrees to get a colonoscopy… on one condition.

38m • 2024

Ted and John’s plan to exact revenge on the school bully inadvertently puts them in a parental role. Matty agrees to get a colonoscopy… on one condition.

E4 • Ejectile Dysfunction

Ted and John go to extraordinary lengths so that John can watch his first adult film. Matty and Susan’s disappointing night out leads Susan to question their relationship.

35m • 2024

Ted and John go to extraordinary lengths so that John can watch his first adult film. Matty and Susan’s disappointing night out leads Susan to question their relationship.

E5 • Subways, Bicycles, and Automobiles

Ted’s plan to spend Halloween with John is thwarted when Blaire forces him to be her designated driver for the night. Susan tries to cheer John up by finding him a new friend.

35m • 2024

Ted’s plan to spend Halloween with John is thwarted when Blaire forces him to be her designated driver for the night. Susan tries to cheer John up by finding him a new friend.

E6 • Desperately Seeking Susan

Blaire convinces Matty and Susan to let Ted act as their marriage therapist. After the session, Ted, John and Blaire encourage Susan to pursue the career she abandoned long ago.

32m • 2024

Blaire convinces Matty and Susan to let Ted act as their marriage therapist. After the session, Ted, John and Blaire encourage Susan to pursue the career she abandoned long ago.

E7 • Loud Night

Matty’s unorthodox Christmas wish is granted, completely upending the Bennett family dynamic. A trip to church gets John and Ted wondering about Ted’s miraculous origin.

42m • 2024

Matty’s unorthodox Christmas wish is granted, completely upending the Bennett family dynamic. A trip to church gets John and Ted wondering about Ted’s miraculous origin.

E8 • He's Gotta Have It

As the end of the school year approaches, Ted plots to help John lose his virginity after John learns he is the last virgin in school.

41m • 2024

As the end of the school year approaches, Ted plots to help John lose his virginity after John learns he is the last virgin in school.