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Ted

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2026

31m

E5 • The Sword In The Stoned

حلقة 5 • السيف في الحجر

Realizing John is light on extracurricular activities for college applications, John and Ted audition for the school play; Matty and Susan get part-time jobs at Dunkin' Donuts.

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E1 • Talk Dirty To Me

John and Ted use a phone in the school basement to call a phone-sex hotline; when the charges end up costing the school thousands of dollars, a hard-nosed special investigator from the school district is brought in to find the culprits.

32m • 2026

E2 • Mrs.Robichek

Ted starts a risky affair with a married woman and becomes emotionally invested; Matty and Susan try to figure out the cause of Matty's erectile dysfunction.

32m • 2026

Ted starts a risky affair with a married woman and becomes emotionally invested; Matty and Susan try to figure out the cause of Matty's erectile dysfunction.

E3 • Dungeons & Dealers

A weed shortage forces John, Ted and Blaire to complete a drug dealer's Dungeons & Dragons campaign; unaware that the reward is a bag of pot, Matty and Susan join the quest.

30m • 2026

A weed shortage forces John, Ted and Blaire to complete a drug dealer's Dungeons & Dragons campaign; unaware that the reward is a bag of pot, Matty and Susan join the quest.

E4 • The Mom's Bombed Rom Com

When Blaire and her girlfriend break up, all she wants to do is sit on the couch and watch rom-coms, to Matty's frustration; Ted's lie to John about hooking up with their elderly neighbor leads the boys to an unusual double date.

35m • 2026

E5 • The Sword In The Stoned

Realizing John is light on extracurricular activities for college applications, John and Ted audition for the school play; Matty and Susan get part-time jobs at Dunkin' Donuts.

31m • 2026

Realizing John is light on extracurricular activities for college applications, John and Ted audition for the school play; Matty and Susan get part-time jobs at Dunkin' Donuts.

E6 • Roe V. Weed

After a meaningless hookup, Blaire finds herself navigating an unexpected pregnancy, causing a clash of opinions among the family.

30m • 2026

After a meaningless hookup, Blaire finds herself navigating an unexpected pregnancy, causing a clash of opinions among the family.

E7 • Susan Is The New Black

When a police officer finds John and Ted's weed during a traffic stop, Susan takes the fall for them and gets a 10-day jail sentence; she navigates life on the inside, while the family discovers what life on the outside is like without her.

31m • 2026

E8 • Fraudcast News

After a health scare, Matty is under doctor's orders to keep calm; this becomes especially challenging when the O.J. Simpson verdict is announced, leading the family to go to extreme lengths to keep him from learning the truth.

31m • 2026

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E1 • Talk Dirty To Me

E2 • Mrs.Robichek

E3 • Dungeons & Dealers

E4 • The Mom's Bombed Rom Com

E5 • The Sword In The Stoned

E6 • Roe V. Weed

E7 • Susan Is The New Black

E8 • Fraudcast News