Someone from Scissors' past returns and threatens to kick his butt unless Scissors mows his lawn. Pencil gets lost in the mountains and tries to find a way home with the help of Potato... who's very unhelpful.
Paper makes Scissors feel bad for not doing his New Year's resolution, so Scissors tries to do it in 12 hours. In order to feel smart, Paper puts together a book club with the least intelligent people he knows.
After receiving a glitter bomb in the mail, Rock vows revenge on the anonymous bomber.
After learning about a bunch of eccentric holidays like Rock Day, Paper vows to get a holiday of his own. Scissors goes deep into his mind to decide on whether to help his roommates bring in the groceries.
Scissors blindly sells his likeness to a new company... which turns out to sell diapers for babies with huge poops. Rock tries to convince Paper and Scissors he's ready for a pet by taking care of a deadly robotic dog.