Paper makes Scissors feel bad for not doing his New Year's resolution, so Scissors tries to do it in 12 hours. In order to feel smart, Paper puts together a book club with the least intelligent people he knows.
After receiving a glitter bomb in the mail, Rock vows revenge on the anonymous bomber.
After learning about a bunch of eccentric holidays like Rock Day, Paper vows to get a holiday of his own. Scissors goes deep into his mind to decide on whether to help his roommates bring in the groceries.
Scissors blindly sells his likeness to a new company... which turns out to sell diapers for babies with huge poops. Rock tries to convince Paper and Scissors he's ready for a pet by taking care of a deadly robotic dog.