After rejecting Murray for spending too much time with another band, Bret and Jemaine find success managing themselves and land a deal to record an ad jingle.

Bret and Jemaine's fortunes unravel after Bret buys a new tea cup. With emergency band funds unavailable, Jemaine takes desperate measures in hopes of supplementing their income.

Bret organises a gang to protect himself from rappers he dissed in a song. Murray and Jemaine confront a group of Aussie bullies, while Mel paints a portrait Jemaine can't get rid of.

Murray tries to elevate Bret and Jemaine on his friendship graph, bringing his questioning pal Jim in on the plan. Mel demands an apology from Bret for inappropriate dream behaviour.

Jemaine starts dating an Australian, to Bret's dismay and inconvenience.

Bret and Jemaine both fall for a woman whose missing dog has epilepsy, triggering a duel, a canine benefit, and a couple of new tunes.

Foiled by the White House, Murray arranges a presidential meeting for the visiting Prime Minister of New Zealand. A tribute gig ends with Jemaine getting mixed up with an Art Garfunkel fanatic.

Trying to look cool for a gig at the Grand Opening of New York's one-block New Zealand enclave, the Conchords end up getting hooked on hair gel.

Bret enlists Jemaine and Dave to help him try to land a girlfriend, while Murray regrets making Greg his scapegoat.

Unable to pay off their back rent, Bret and Jemaine move in with Mel and Doug. Murray, on the other hand, looks to cash in on a stage play about the Conchords' travails.