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Two And A Half Men

تو أند إيه هالف مين

2014
12 Seasons
PG15
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5.1

In a Malibu beach house, two very different men and one growing boy create a surrogate family unit that promises to make each one of them a better man.

Comedy

Episodes

Pilot

E1 • Pilot

Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in. At the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.

22m2003

Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in. At the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.

Big Flappy Bastards

E2 • Big Flappy Bastards

Unsure how to properly discipline Jake, Charlie ignores him after the child 'forgets' to stop feeding the seagulls and leaves the door open, allowing the gaggle of birds to enter the house. Meanwhile, Alan gets a surprise from Judith when he goes to fix her sprinklers.

21m2003

Unsure how to properly discipline Jake, Charlie ignores him after the child 'forgets' to stop feeding the seagulls and leaves the door open, allowing the gaggle of birds to enter the house. Meanwhile, Alan gets a surprise from Judith when he goes to fix her sprinklers.

Go East On Sunset 'til You Reach The Gates of Hell

E3 • Go East On Sunset 'til You Reach The Gates of Hell

When Alan's attempt to provide Jake with a fun-filled weekend backfires, Charlie tries to console his brother by taking him to a local bar and getting Alan totally inebriated. As Alan and Charlie travel home, their cab driver offers them some unsolicited therapy.

20m2003

When Alan's attempt to provide Jake with a fun-filled weekend backfires, Charlie tries to console his brother by taking him to a local bar and getting Alan totally inebriated. As Alan and Charlie travel home, their cab driver offers them some unsolicited therapy.

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'll Take a Nap

E4 • If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'll Take a Nap

When Charlie's longtime cleaning lady, Berta, quits her job, Charlie quickly realises he can't function without her and sends Alan to lure her back. Meanwhile, Alan places Charlie in charge of getting Jake ready for Judith, who is coming to take her son out for dinner.

21m2003

When Charlie's longtime cleaning lady, Berta, quits her job, Charlie quickly realises he can't function without her and sends Alan to lure her back. Meanwhile, Alan places Charlie in charge of getting Jake ready for Judith, who is coming to take her son out for dinner.

The Last Thing You Want Is To Wind Up With A Hump

E5 • The Last Thing You Want Is To Wind Up With A Hump

After a drunken night in Las Vegas, Charlie reluctantly attends one of Jake's soccer games and soon discovers the advantages of going to these matches. The players' mothers are quite attractive, and Charlie makes a date with a particularly sexy soccer mom.

18m2003

After a drunken night in Las Vegas, Charlie reluctantly attends one of Jake's soccer games and soon discovers the advantages of going to these matches. The players' mothers are quite attractive, and Charlie makes a date with a particularly sexy soccer mom.

Did You Check With The Captain Of Flying Monkeys?

E6 • Did You Check With The Captain Of Flying Monkeys?

Charlie rethinks the way he treats women when he, Alan and Jake are forced to cheer up a pitiful Evelyn after her boyfriend terminates their relationship. Meanwhile, Charlie teaches Jake some valuable lessons about screening calls from women, but the lesson backfires.

20m2003

Charlie rethinks the way he treats women when he, Alan and Jake are forced to cheer up a pitiful Evelyn after her boyfriend terminates their relationship. Meanwhile, Charlie teaches Jake some valuable lessons about screening calls from women, but the lesson backfires.

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

E7 • If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

Charlie's friend Cindy frequently showers at his house after surfing. When Jake sees a butterfly tattoo on Cindy's partially nude behind and later draws a picture of it in class, Judith gets angry and talks to Alan and Charlie about letting her son see half naked women.

21m2003

Charlie's friend Cindy frequently showers at his house after surfing. When Jake sees a butterfly tattoo on Cindy's partially nude behind and later draws a picture of it in class, Judith gets angry and talks to Alan and Charlie about letting her son see half naked women.

Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without A Snoot-ful

E8 • Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without A Snoot-ful

When Alan and Judith argue during a rehearsal of a play that Jake and his classmates are rehearsing, Charlie is forced to handle a roomful of fourth graders alone. The kids think Charlie is a loser until they realise he wrote the "Maple Loops" cereal jingle.

18m2003

When Alan and Judith argue during a rehearsal of a play that Jake and his classmates are rehearsing, Charlie is forced to handle a roomful of fourth graders alone. The kids think Charlie is a loser until they realise he wrote the "Maple Loops" cereal jingle.

Phase One, Complete

E9 • Phase One, Complete

Charlie likes his new girlfriend, Wendy, but becomes concerned when Jake forms a friendship with her. When Wendy charms Evelyn as well, Charlie worries that Wendy is expecting more from the relationship and ends it. When Jake gets mad at him, Charlie learns a lesson.

20m2003

Charlie likes his new girlfriend, Wendy, but becomes concerned when Jake forms a friendship with her. When Wendy charms Evelyn as well, Charlie worries that Wendy is expecting more from the relationship and ends it. When Jake gets mad at him, Charlie learns a lesson.

Merry Thanksgiving

E10 • Merry Thanksgiving

When Charlie finds out that his favourite ex-girlfriend, Lisa, is getting married, he desperately tries to prove to her that he has become a better family man than her fiancé, despite his inability to commit to her. But Charlie can only carry on the charade for so long.

20m2003

When Charlie finds out that his favourite ex-girlfriend, Lisa, is getting married, he desperately tries to prove to her that he has become a better family man than her fiancé, despite his inability to commit to her. But Charlie can only carry on the charade for so long.

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

E11 • Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

Charlie and Jake convince Alan to get a makeover when it appears Judith is moving forward since the breakup, sporting a new hairdo and new date. But when Charlie takes Alan shopping, the brothers clash over what image is right for him.

19m2003

Charlie and Jake convince Alan to get a makeover when it appears Judith is moving forward since the breakup, sporting a new hairdo and new date. But when Charlie takes Alan shopping, the brothers clash over what image is right for him.

Camel Filters And Pheromones

E12 • Camel Filters And Pheromones

When Charlie's cleaning woman, Berta, brings her sexy and rebellious 16-year-old daughter, Prudence, to Charlie's house, Jake develops a childish infatuation with her ... and Charlie and Alan try to restrain their interest in the flirtatious minor as well.

20m2003

When Charlie's cleaning woman, Berta, brings her sexy and rebellious 16-year-old daughter, Prudence, to Charlie's house, Jake develops a childish infatuation with her ... and Charlie and Alan try to restrain their interest in the flirtatious minor as well.

Sara Like Puny Alan

E13 • Sara Like Puny Alan

Desperate to get a date, Charlie volunteers Alan to escort the woman's sister, turning the date into a foursome. Charlie tries to speed Alan's recuperation from a cold, but when Charlie gets ill and Alan discovers how attractive the sister is, their roles reverse.

20m2003

Desperate to get a date, Charlie volunteers Alan to escort the woman's sister, turning the date into a foursome. Charlie tries to speed Alan's recuperation from a cold, but when Charlie gets ill and Alan discovers how attractive the sister is, their roles reverse.

I Can't Afford Hyenas

E14 • I Can't Afford Hyenas

When Charlie learns that his credit rating is ruined, and his debts are all overdue, he discovers that his accountant, Stan, is completely inept. At Alan's urging, Charlie tries to reduce his spending habits, but he has a difficult time giving up his luxuries.

20m2003

When Charlie learns that his credit rating is ruined, and his debts are all overdue, he discovers that his accountant, Stan, is completely inept. At Alan's urging, Charlie tries to reduce his spending habits, but he has a difficult time giving up his luxuries.

Round One To The Hot Crazy Chick

E15 • Round One To The Hot Crazy Chick

Charlie and Alan find Frankie, a sexy but seemingly crazy woman, hitting a car with a baseball bat. Charlie brings Frankie back to his Malibu home but the two brothers, both competing for her attention, are taken aback by a secret that she's been hiding.

20m2003

Charlie and Alan find Frankie, a sexy but seemingly crazy woman, hitting a car with a baseball bat. Charlie brings Frankie back to his Malibu home but the two brothers, both competing for her attention, are taken aback by a secret that she's been hiding.

That Was Saliva, Alan

E16 • That Was Saliva, Alan

Frankie explains why she's in hiding with her 8-year-old daughter, Joanie. Both of the men are romantically interested in Frankie, and she reciprocates with one of the brothers. And Joanie likes Jake, who is completely disinterested in her.

21m2003

Frankie explains why she's in hiding with her 8-year-old daughter, Joanie. Both of the men are romantically interested in Frankie, and she reciprocates with one of the brothers. And Joanie likes Jake, who is completely disinterested in her.

Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats

E17 • Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats

Alan offends Charlie by choosing their crazy cousins as Jake's guardians. Later, as Charlie and Jake play basketball, Jake falls, hitting his head. Charlie rushes him to the emergency room and finds that his charm with women doesn't work with the admitting nurse.

19m2003

Alan offends Charlie by choosing their crazy cousins as Jake's guardians. Later, as Charlie and Jake play basketball, Jake falls, hitting his head. Charlie rushes him to the emergency room and finds that his charm with women doesn't work with the admitting nurse.

An Old Flame With A New Wick

E18 • An Old Flame With A New Wick

Charlie agrees to meet with a former girlfriend who ended their relationship years earlier, leaving Charlie devastated. But Charlie's in for a huge surprise when he discovers that she is now a he, and he, Bill, wants to be Charlie's friend.

20m2003

Charlie agrees to meet with a former girlfriend who ended their relationship years earlier, leaving Charlie devastated. But Charlie's in for a huge surprise when he discovers that she is now a he, and he, Bill, wants to be Charlie's friend.

I Remember The Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

E19 • I Remember The Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Judith's sinister-but-sexy sister, Liz, plans to attend Jake's 11th birthday party. Alan asks Charlie to behave. But when Liz arrives, she ignores Charlie and flirts with Alan instead. Liz proceeds to cause a commotion between her sister and her ex-brother-in-law.

18m2003

Judith's sinister-but-sexy sister, Liz, plans to attend Jake's 11th birthday party. Alan asks Charlie to behave. But when Liz arrives, she ignores Charlie and flirts with Alan instead. Liz proceeds to cause a commotion between her sister and her ex-brother-in-law.

Hey, I Can Pee Outside In The Dark

E20 • Hey, I Can Pee Outside In The Dark

Jake becomes a brooding musician when he continuously plays "Smoke on the Water" on his guitar with an ever-present grumpy attitude. Finally, Judith convinces Alan that Jake needs professional assistance, and they enlist the help of Dr. Linda Freeman.

20m2003

Jake becomes a brooding musician when he continuously plays "Smoke on the Water" on his guitar with an ever-present grumpy attitude. Finally, Judith convinces Alan that Jake needs professional assistance, and they enlist the help of Dr. Linda Freeman.

No Sniffing, No Wowing

E21 • No Sniffing, No Wowing

Charlie and Laura, Alan's divorce attorney, begin a relationship. Laura doesn't care that he dates other women, but she does have one request: Charlie must be available for her whenever she wants him. Charlie loves the idea, until Laura takes advantage of the situation.

20m2003

Charlie and Laura, Alan's divorce attorney, begin a relationship. Laura doesn't care that he dates other women, but she does have one request: Charlie must be available for her whenever she wants him. Charlie loves the idea, until Laura takes advantage of the situation.

My Doctor Has A Cow Puppet

E22 • My Doctor Has A Cow Puppet

Alan succumbs to Judith's demand that they take Jake to therapy every week but he doesn't realise that he, too, is having issues ... with sleepwalking. Evelyn hints to Charlie that Alan used to sleepwalk as a child, leading Charlie to come up with a clever new solution.

20m2003

Alan succumbs to Judith's demand that they take Jake to therapy every week but he doesn't realise that he, too, is having issues ... with sleepwalking. Evelyn hints to Charlie that Alan used to sleepwalk as a child, leading Charlie to come up with a clever new solution.

Just Like Buffalo

E23 • Just Like Buffalo

When Jake imitates one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women decide that Charlie's home is an unfit environment for the child. Charlie must cajole the support group in order to win his nephew back.

20m2003

When Jake imitates one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women decide that Charlie's home is an unfit environment for the child. Charlie must cajole the support group in order to win his nephew back.

Can You Feel My Finger?

E24 • Can You Feel My Finger?

One of Charlie's many women fears she's pregnant, and Charlie is relieved when the lady finds out she's not. When Alan realises that this is not Charlie's first pregnancy scare, he suggests a permanent solution for Charlie ... a vasectomy.

21m2003

One of Charlie's many women fears she's pregnant, and Charlie is relieved when the lady finds out she's not. When Alan realises that this is not Charlie's first pregnancy scare, he suggests a permanent solution for Charlie ... a vasectomy.

Back Off Mary Poppins

E1 • Back Off Mary Poppins

Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.

20m2004

Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.

Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

E2 • Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

Judith is dating Jake's paediatrician and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.

21m2004

Judith is dating Jake's paediatrician and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.

A Bag Full Of Jawea

E3 • A Bag Full Of Jawea

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension for giving his teacher the finger by romancing her, but his several attempts fail every time.

19m2004

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension for giving his teacher the finger by romancing her, but his several attempts fail every time.

Go Get Mommy's Bra

E4 • Go Get Mommy's Bra

Evelyn borrows Charlie's car to help her impress a Saudi prince, because she wants to sell him real estate. When Charlie gets the car back, he discovers his mother's bra in the backseat. When he finds out why it's there he decides to trade in his car.

21m2004

Evelyn borrows Charlie's car to help her impress a Saudi prince, because she wants to sell him real estate. When Charlie gets the car back, he discovers his mother's bra in the backseat. When he finds out why it's there he decides to trade in his car.

Bad News From The Clinic?

E5 • Bad News From The Clinic?

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.

20m2004

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.

The Price Of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

E6 • The Price Of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.

21m2004

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.

A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out In Fontana

E7 • A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out In Fontana

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.

20m2004

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.

Frankenstein And The Horny Villagers

E8 • Frankenstein And The Horny Villagers

Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfils every single one of his desires, forcing Charlie to take care of Jake. After knowing Nancy for a few days Alan decides to ask her to marry him, prompting Charlie to try and talk him out of it.

21m2004

Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfils every single one of his desires, forcing Charlie to take care of Jake. After knowing Nancy for a few days Alan decides to ask her to marry him, prompting Charlie to try and talk him out of it.

Yes, Mosignor

E9 • Yes, Mosignor

When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date that he can't stand, he ends up at a coffee shop where he meets his old girlfriend Lisa, and finds out that she broke up with her husband. Now he must try to convince Lisa that he's okay with her having a child.

21m2004

When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date that he can't stand, he ends up at a coffee shop where he meets his old girlfriend Lisa, and finds out that she broke up with her husband. Now he must try to convince Lisa that he's okay with her having a child.

The Salmon Under My Sweater

E10 • The Salmon Under My Sweater

Charlie tries to get Jake's approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show, which is based on a comic book that Jake is a fan of. Alan finds out more about Rose, including how smart she is, when he spends more time with her.

20m2004

Charlie tries to get Jake's approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show, which is based on a comic book that Jake is a fan of. Alan finds out more about Rose, including how smart she is, when he spends more time with her.

Last Chance To See Those Tattoos

E11 • Last Chance To See Those Tattoos

After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his lifestyle. Charlie sets out to find who created the site, making amends to all those he stood up along the way.

21m2004

After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his lifestyle. Charlie sets out to find who created the site, making amends to all those he stood up along the way.

A Lungful Of Alan

E12 • A Lungful Of Alan

Alan is jealous of Charlie when an old classmate, who's now a beautiful woman, seems to be more interested in Charlie.

21m2004

Alan is jealous of Charlie when an old classmate, who's now a beautiful woman, seems to be more interested in Charlie.

Get Off My Hair

E13 • Get Off My Hair

After an earthquake hits, Judith's house is damaged and she needs a place to stay. So Alan decides to invite her to stay with him and Charlie, without getting Charlie's permission. Alan becomes jealous when Judith goes on a date, and so asks Charlie to find him a date.

20m2004

After an earthquake hits, Judith's house is damaged and she needs a place to stay. So Alan decides to invite her to stay with him and Charlie, without getting Charlie's permission. Alan becomes jealous when Judith goes on a date, and so asks Charlie to find him a date.

Those Big Pink Things With Coconut

E14 • Those Big Pink Things With Coconut

The brothers throw their mother out after she insults the way Alan is raising Jake. To get their attention she ends up in the hospital. When Alan and Charlie show up at the hospital they aren't sure if she's faking and try to call her bluff.

21m2004

The brothers throw their mother out after she insults the way Alan is raising Jake. To get their attention she ends up in the hospital. When Alan and Charlie show up at the hospital they aren't sure if she's faking and try to call her bluff.

Smell The Umbrella Stand

E15 • Smell The Umbrella Stand

Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it, Charlie suggests they go to Las Vegas.

20m2004

Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it, Charlie suggests they go to Las Vegas.

Can You Eat Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

E16 • Can You Eat Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. When Alan finds out that he has to go to the I.R.S. because they're auditing him, he forces Charlie to take care of Jake, and Charlie doesn't do any better then Alan.

20m2004

When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. When Alan finds out that he has to go to the I.R.S. because they're auditing him, he forces Charlie to take care of Jake, and Charlie doesn't do any better then Alan.

Woo-Hoo, A Hernia Exam!

E17 • Woo-Hoo, A Hernia Exam!

After Charlie has back pain, Alan decides to take him to the hospital. Whilst there Charlie can't stop hitting on the doctor who is examining him. Berta is feed up with Jake's inability to use the bathroom properly, so she decides to make him clean it until he learns.

20m2004

After Charlie has back pain, Alan decides to take him to the hospital. Whilst there Charlie can't stop hitting on the doctor who is examining him. Berta is feed up with Jake's inability to use the bathroom properly, so she decides to make him clean it until he learns.

It Was Mame, Mom!

E18 • It Was Mame, Mom!

Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric, so Charlie asks Alan to pretend that he's his life partner. While at the party, Charlie meets Eric's ex-wife Pamela and tries to sleep with her without Eric finding out.

21m2004

Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric, so Charlie asks Alan to pretend that he's his life partner. While at the party, Charlie meets Eric's ex-wife Pamela and tries to sleep with her without Eric finding out.

A Low, Gluttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

E19 • A Low, Gluttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

After Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at cafe where they bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Sherri. Alan shows an interest in Sherri and decides to ask her out. The problem is that Alan can't get over Sherri's relationship with Charlie.

21m2004

After Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at cafe where they bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Sherri. Alan shows an interest in Sherri and decides to ask her out. The problem is that Alan can't get over Sherri's relationship with Charlie.

I Always Wanted A Shaved Monkey

E20 • I Always Wanted A Shaved Monkey

Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings when Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.

21m2004

Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings when Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.

A Sympathetic Crotch To Cry On

E21 • A Sympathetic Crotch To Cry On

Evelyn learns that her second husband, Harry, has died. They all attend the funeral, including Jake who is excited at the opportunity of seeing a "dead guy". Charlie is excited by the opportunity of a newly single widow, and Alan is just happy to pay his respects.

20m2004

Evelyn learns that her second husband, Harry, has died. They all attend the funeral, including Jake who is excited at the opportunity of seeing a "dead guy". Charlie is excited by the opportunity of a newly single widow, and Alan is just happy to pay his respects.

That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

E22 • That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

Evelyn buys Alan a new sports car causing Charlie to claim that his brother has sold his soul to the Devil. The next day, Evelyn extracts payment by insisting that Alan go on a blind, double date with her, her new beau and his daughter.

20m2004

Evelyn buys Alan a new sports car causing Charlie to claim that his brother has sold his soul to the Devil. The next day, Evelyn extracts payment by insisting that Alan go on a blind, double date with her, her new beau and his daughter.

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

E23 • Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar after dropping off Jake quickly erases their concerns.

20m2004

Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar after dropping off Jake quickly erases their concerns.

Does This Smell Funny To You?

E24 • Does This Smell Funny To You?

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an older man's trophy wife while Jake has to read a paper to his class.

20m2004

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an older man's trophy wife while Jake has to read a paper to his class.

Bangkok Weekend With Two Olympic Gymnasts

E1 • Bangkok Weekend With Two Olympic Gymnasts

After falling off the roof whilst fixing Charlie's TV and badly injuring himself, Alan needs someone to look after Jake. Charlie offers but is pushed to his limits by Jake's rudeness and persuading behaviour.

21m2005

After falling off the roof whilst fixing Charlie's TV and badly injuring himself, Alan needs someone to look after Jake. Charlie offers but is pushed to his limits by Jake's rudeness and persuading behaviour.

Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

E2 • Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter.

21m2005

Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter.

Carpet Burns And A Bite Mark

E3 • Carpet Burns And A Bite Mark

Charlie finds out that Alan and Judith have begun to date again.

21m2005

Charlie finds out that Alan and Judith have begun to date again.

Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

E4 • Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan when she temporarily moves in with them.

21m2005

Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan when she temporarily moves in with them.

We Called It Mr. Pinky

E5 • We Called It Mr. Pinky

Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship because of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie for advice about a girl at school.

21m2005

Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship because of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie for advice about a girl at school.

Hi, Mr. Horned One

E6 • Hi, Mr. Horned One

Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

21m2005

Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

E7 • Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him and Rose but the unexpected happens when Evelyn shows up.

21m2005

Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him and Rose but the unexpected happens when Evelyn shows up.

That Voodoo That I Do Do

E8 • That Voodoo That I Do Do

Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons so he can get close to the gorgeous instructor.

21m2005

Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons so he can get close to the gorgeous instructor.

Madame And Her Special Friend

E9 • Madame And Her Special Friend

One of Charlie's elderly neighbours tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist.

21m2005

One of Charlie's elderly neighbours tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist.

Something Salted And Twisted

E10 • Something Salted And Twisted

Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.

21m2005

Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.

Santa's Village Of The Damned

E11 • Santa's Village Of The Damned

Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.

21m2005

Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.

That Special Tug

E12 • That Special Tug

Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities.

21m2005

Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities.

Humiliation Is A Visual Medium

E13 • Humiliation Is A Visual Medium

Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.

21m2005

Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.

Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

E14 • Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship whilst Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

21m2005

Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship whilst Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

My Tongue Is Meat

E15 • My Tongue Is Meat

Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out, Charlie has to decide if he is truly in love with her or just whipped.

21m2005

Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out, Charlie has to decide if he is truly in love with her or just whipped.

Ergo, The Booty Call

E16 • Ergo, The Booty Call

Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mum and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.

21m2005

Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mum and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.

The Unfortunate Little Schnauser

E17 • The Unfortunate Little Schnauser

Charlie is nominated for an advertising award but decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. Rose is having relationship problems with Gordon and seeks help from Charlie.

21m2005

Charlie is nominated for an advertising award but decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. Rose is having relationship problems with Gordon and seeks help from Charlie.

The Spit-Covered Cobbler

E18 • The Spit-Covered Cobbler

Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Judith is after Alan because he's late in paying his alimony check.

21m2005

Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Judith is after Alan because he's late in paying his alimony check.

Golly Moses, She's A Muffin

E19 • Golly Moses, She's A Muffin

Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks.

21m2005

Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks.

Always A Bridesmaid, Never A Burro

E20 • Always A Bridesmaid, Never A Burro

Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mum, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.

21m2005

Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mum, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.

And The Plot Moistens

E21 • And The Plot Moistens

Jake's teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine's intellect whilst Charlie helps Jake audition for his school musical.

21m2005

Jake's teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine's intellect whilst Charlie helps Jake audition for his school musical.

Just Once With Aunt Sophie

E22 • Just Once With Aunt Sophie

A girl from Jake's school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving advice which leads to them getting nostalgic remembering their first boy-girl party.

21m2005

A girl from Jake's school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving advice which leads to them getting nostalgic remembering their first boy-girl party.

Arguments For The Quickie

E23 • Arguments For The Quickie

Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. When they meet, Mia explains she wants some of Charlie's sperm to which Charlie responds by asking Mia for something in return.

21m2005

Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. When they meet, Mia explains she wants some of Charlie's sperm to which Charlie responds by asking Mia for something in return.

That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

E24 • That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements, however, things begin to fall apart when their two families meet. Eventually they decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.

21m2005

Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements, however, things begin to fall apart when their two families meet. Eventually they decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.

Working For Caligula

E1 • Working For Caligula

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house whilst Alan suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi.

21m2006

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house whilst Alan suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi.

Who's Vod Kanockers

E2 • Who's Vod Kanockers

Charlie finally tells Alan the truth about why he did not marry Mia and they both have to deal with a noisy neighbour.

21m2006

Charlie finally tells Alan the truth about why he did not marry Mia and they both have to deal with a noisy neighbour.

The Sea Is A Harsh Mistress

E3 • The Sea Is A Harsh Mistress

Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he's convinced he saw his late father.

21m2006

Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he's convinced he saw his late father.

A Pot Smoking Monkey

E4 • A Pot Smoking Monkey

Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared.

20m2006

Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared.

A Live Woman Of Proven Fertility

E5 • A Live Woman Of Proven Fertility

Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying as he would no longer have to pay alimony. When it looks like the marriage might derail due to Jake's dislike of his mother's fiancé, Alan asks Charlie for help.

20m2006

Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying as he would no longer have to pay alimony. When it looks like the marriage might derail due to Jake's dislike of his mother's fiancé, Alan asks Charlie for help.

Apologies For The Frivolity

E6 • Apologies For The Frivolity

Charlie dates a woman whose personality and life are like his mother's.

20m2006

Charlie dates a woman whose personality and life are like his mother's.

Repeated Blows To His Unformed Head

E7 • Repeated Blows To His Unformed Head

Berta drags Charlie with her when she confronts the father of her pregnant daughter's baby. Meanwhile, Alan reveals a secret fetish.

21m2006

Berta drags Charlie with her when she confronts the father of her pregnant daughter's baby. Meanwhile, Alan reveals a secret fetish.

Release The Dogs

E8 • Release The Dogs

Alan suffers about of insomnia and a visit to his psychiatrist reveals the cause of Alan's sleepless nights is his jealousy towards Charlie and his own inability to glide through life.

21m2006

Alan suffers about of insomnia and a visit to his psychiatrist reveals the cause of Alan's sleepless nights is his jealousy towards Charlie and his own inability to glide through life.

Corey's Been Dead For An Hour

E9 • Corey's Been Dead For An Hour

Charlie gets tired of Alan's mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers' double date. Meanwhile, Jake is left home alone for the first time.

21m2006

Charlie gets tired of Alan's mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers' double date. Meanwhile, Jake is left home alone for the first time.

Kissing Abraham Lincoln

E10 • Kissing Abraham Lincoln

Worrying Charlie may get rid of one of them, Berta and Lydia fight over him. Meanwhile, Kandi does everything she can to stop Alan from selling their condo.

21m2006

Worrying Charlie may get rid of one of them, Berta and Lydia fight over him. Meanwhile, Kandi does everything she can to stop Alan from selling their condo.

Walnuts And Demerol

E11 • Walnuts And Demerol

Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.

20m2006

Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.

Castrating Sheep In Montana

E12 • Castrating Sheep In Montana

Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter Naomi.

21m2006

Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter Naomi.

Don't Worry, Speed Racer

E13 • Don't Worry, Speed Racer

Jake shares that he has heard his mother having sex with her fiancé, Herb; a revelation that brings up a repressed memory for Charlie which leads him to seek help from Rose.

21m2006

Jake shares that he has heard his mother having sex with her fiancé, Herb; a revelation that brings up a repressed memory for Charlie which leads him to seek help from Rose.

That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

E14 • That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

Charlie sets Alan up with their new neighbour but gets jealous when the two form a bond.

21m2006

Charlie sets Alan up with their new neighbour but gets jealous when the two form a bond.

My Damn Stalker

E15 • My Damn Stalker

Rose is moving to London and Charlie is surprised by his reaction to the news. Alan lies to a woman he met online.

21m2006

Rose is moving to London and Charlie is surprised by his reaction to the news. Alan lies to a woman he met online.

Young People Have Phlegm Too

E16 • Young People Have Phlegm Too

Charlie's young, hot girlfriend takes him to a new club. She invites Alan to meet one of her friends but the men are shocked to learn they are considered as being old.

21m2006

Charlie's young, hot girlfriend takes him to a new club. She invites Alan to meet one of her friends but the men are shocked to learn they are considered as being old.

I Merely Slept With A Commie

E17 • I Merely Slept With A Commie

Evelyn tells the men how she feels about there being no mourners at her friend's funeral and they reply it could be the case at hers. Evelyn tries to prove them wrong by introducing them to a couple she helped.

21m2006

Evelyn tells the men how she feels about there being no mourners at her friend's funeral and they reply it could be the case at hers. Evelyn tries to prove them wrong by introducing them to a couple she helped.

It Never Rains In Hooterville

E18 • It Never Rains In Hooterville

Alan tries to bond with Jake when he realises his childhood is almost over whilst Kandi pursues a career in acting.

21m2006

Alan tries to bond with Jake when he realises his childhood is almost over whilst Kandi pursues a career in acting.

Smooth As A Ken Doll

E19 • Smooth As A Ken Doll

Alan is overjoyed at the prospect of giving Judith her last alimony check. Charlie decides to go along for the ride and meets Herb's sister Myra, and the pair end up bonding over their dislike for Judith.

20m2006

Alan is overjoyed at the prospect of giving Judith her last alimony check. Charlie decides to go along for the ride and meets Herb's sister Myra, and the pair end up bonding over their dislike for Judith.

Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee A Lot

E20 • Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee A Lot

Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding while Charlie and Myra continue their romance.

21m2006

Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding while Charlie and Myra continue their romance.

Tucked, Taped & Gorgeous

E21 • Tucked, Taped & Gorgeous

Alan and Charlie re-examine their sexual identities after Alan befriends Greg, a gay man. Meanwhile, Jake has a crush on Greg's daughter.

21m2006

Alan and Charlie re-examine their sexual identities after Alan befriends Greg, a gay man. Meanwhile, Jake has a crush on Greg's daughter.

Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

E22 • Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

Alan asks Charlie to help Jake with his book report so he can take the time to go to the DMV. Charlie agrees and then decides he wants to go to the race track and takes Jake with him.

21m2006

Alan asks Charlie to help Jake with his book report so he can take the time to go to the DMV. Charlie agrees and then decides he wants to go to the race track and takes Jake with him.

Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin

E23 • Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin

Charlie is shocked when the handyman working on his house beats him for Chloe's affections and Alan has no sympathy for Charlie's distress.

21m2006

Charlie is shocked when the handyman working on his house beats him for Chloe's affections and Alan has no sympathy for Charlie's distress.

Prostitutes And Gelato

E24 • Prostitutes And Gelato

Evelyn gets a new boyfriend, Teddy, who bonds with Alan and Charlie by taking them to Las Vegas. Meanwhile, they both confront their feelings about their mother dating and the men coming in and out of their lives.

20m2006

Evelyn gets a new boyfriend, Teddy, who bonds with Alan and Charlie by taking them to Las Vegas. Meanwhile, they both confront their feelings about their mother dating and the men coming in and out of their lives.

Large Birds, Spiders And Mom

E1 • Large Birds, Spiders And Mom

Jake is getting ready to advance to junior high but his dad & uncle's scary stories might end his academic career a bit early. Alan & Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble, both then & later.

20m2007

Jake is getting ready to advance to junior high but his dad & uncle's scary stories might end his academic career a bit early. Alan & Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble, both then & later.

Media Room Slash Dungeon

E2 • Media Room Slash Dungeon

Charlie ends up having to go to one of Evelyn's firm get togethers but the event ends up giving the two a friendship. However, Evelyn is one step ahead of Charlie when he becomes interested in one of her clients.

21m2007

Charlie ends up having to go to one of Evelyn's firm get togethers but the event ends up giving the two a friendship. However, Evelyn is one step ahead of Charlie when he becomes interested in one of her clients.

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

E3 • Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge called Linda. The two double date but things don't go too well.

21m2007

Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge called Linda. The two double date but things don't go too well.

City Of Great Racks

E4 • City Of Great Racks

Charlie & Linda get closer to consummating their relationship but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns. Charlie ends up flying to London to find out if Rose is still there.

21m2007

Charlie & Linda get closer to consummating their relationship but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns. Charlie ends up flying to London to find out if Rose is still there.

Putting Swim Fins On A Cat

E5 • Putting Swim Fins On A Cat

Charlie discovers that he's good with kids while babysitting Linda's four-year-old son Brandon. Meanwhile, the extreme financial hardship at Chez Harper leads Alan to become a guinea pig for medical products.

21m2007

Charlie discovers that he's good with kids while babysitting Linda's four-year-old son Brandon. Meanwhile, the extreme financial hardship at Chez Harper leads Alan to become a guinea pig for medical products.

Help Daddy Find His Toenail

E6 • Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Charlie and Linda attend a function crowning Linda judge of the year but a pill Evelyn gives him believing to be a sedative turns out not to be and he acts crazy at the function, embarrassing Linda in front of the crow

20m2007

Charlie and Linda attend a function crowning Linda judge of the year but a pill Evelyn gives him believing to be a sedative turns out not to be and he acts crazy at the function, embarrassing Linda in front of the crow

The Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room

E7 • The Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room

After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house, Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother. Evelyn and Teddy don't want Alan there and go to great lengths to reconcile the siblings.

20m2007

After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house, Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother. Evelyn and Teddy don't want Alan there and go to great lengths to reconcile the siblings.

Is There A Mrs. Waffles?

E8 • Is There A Mrs. Waffles?

Charlie writes children's songs and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The kids and their parents love him, even signing CD-s of his jingles. However, Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.

19m2007

Charlie writes children's songs and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The kids and their parents love him, even signing CD-s of his jingles. However, Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.

Tight's Good

E9 • Tight's Good

Charlie & Alan are introduced to Teddy's daughter Courtney. Teddy warns Charlie to stay away from her but Charlie, unaware of what she is capable of, sleeps with her and then gets blackmailed into buying a new Ferrari.

20m2007

Charlie & Alan are introduced to Teddy's daughter Courtney. Teddy warns Charlie to stay away from her but Charlie, unaware of what she is capable of, sleeps with her and then gets blackmailed into buying a new Ferrari.

Kinda Like Necrophilia

E10 • Kinda Like Necrophilia

Alan learns Charlie stole away a girl he liked in high school. Seeking revenge he steals Charlie's French girlfriend Gabrielle. However, things don't really work out like he planned due to Gabrielle's behaviour in bed.

21m2007

Alan learns Charlie stole away a girl he liked in high school. Seeking revenge he steals Charlie's French girlfriend Gabrielle. However, things don't really work out like he planned due to Gabrielle's behaviour in bed.

Meander To Your Dander

E11 • Meander To Your Dander

Alan is unhappy about his sex-life with his new girlfriend Donna and breaks up with her. Charlie helps a now-free Jake hit on a girl while the two are out dining but it ends up with Charlie getting pepper sprayed.

21m2007

Alan is unhappy about his sex-life with his new girlfriend Donna and breaks up with her. Charlie helps a now-free Jake hit on a girl while the two are out dining but it ends up with Charlie getting pepper sprayed.

A Little Clammy And None Too Fresh

E12 • A Little Clammy And None Too Fresh

Charlie sleeps with a woman who is sick & catches her flu. With nobody in his family there to look after him, Rose (back from England) offers her help. Alan feels Jake is pulling away from him which makes him feel sad.

21m2007

Charlie sleeps with a woman who is sick & catches her flu. With nobody in his family there to look after him, Rose (back from England) offers her help. Alan feels Jake is pulling away from him which makes him feel sad.

The Soil Is Moist

E13 • The Soil Is Moist

Alan begins dating a divorced woman who used to best-couple friends with him and Judith. He's happy until he learns more about Herb and Judith's sex life than he actually wanted to know.

19m2007

Alan begins dating a divorced woman who used to best-couple friends with him and Judith. He's happy until he learns more about Herb and Judith's sex life than he actually wanted to know.

Winky-Dink Time

E14 • Winky-Dink Time

While at the coffee shop Charlie is recognised by a woman he dated but Charlie can't remember her name. Jake falls for the same woman's daughter so Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.

21m2007

While at the coffee shop Charlie is recognised by a woman he dated but Charlie can't remember her name. Jake falls for the same woman's daughter so Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.

Rough Night In Hump Junction

E15 • Rough Night In Hump Junction

After seeing Charlie with a lot of females in the space of one day, Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanising ways. Charlie goes to see his shrink who makes him realise he's missing the one that got away.

21m2007

After seeing Charlie with a lot of females in the space of one day, Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanising ways. Charlie goes to see his shrink who makes him realise he's missing the one that got away.

Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

E16 • Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

Evelyn and Teddy's wedding is under-way and Alan helps the two make plans. Courtney tells Charlie they can't see each other anymore but Charlie can't accept it and takes desperate measures to change her mind.

21m2007

Evelyn and Teddy's wedding is under-way and Alan helps the two make plans. Courtney tells Charlie they can't see each other anymore but Charlie can't accept it and takes desperate measures to change her mind.

Fish In A Drawer

E17 • Fish In A Drawer

Evelyn's husband Teddy is found dead in this spoof episode of CSI. The CSIs investigate the death, during which it is revealed Teddy and Courtney are frauds who were trying to steal money from both Charlie and Evelyn.

21m2007

Evelyn's husband Teddy is found dead in this spoof episode of CSI. The CSIs investigate the death, during which it is revealed Teddy and Courtney are frauds who were trying to steal money from both Charlie and Evelyn.

If My Hole Could Talk

E18 • If My Hole Could Talk

Alan tries to get Jake to do a book report on The Taming of the Shrew but Jake keeps losing the book. At the library, Charlie seeks relationship advice in the books and becomes attracted to an older self-help author.

21m2007

Alan tries to get Jake to do a book report on The Taming of the Shrew but Jake keeps losing the book. At the library, Charlie seeks relationship advice in the books and becomes attracted to an older self-help author.

Waiting For The Right Snapper

E19 • Waiting For The Right Snapper

Charlie's relationship with Angie is jeopardised when he meets her son's fiancé and realises she is his ex. Things get worse when the ex tries to hook up with him again, ultimately causing his breakup with Angie.

21m2007

Charlie's relationship with Angie is jeopardised when he meets her son's fiancé and realises she is his ex. Things get worse when the ex tries to hook up with him again, ultimately causing his breakup with Angie.

Taterhead Is Our Love Child

E1 • Taterhead Is Our Love Child

Charlie discovers an ex has a child that looks remarkably like him.

20m2008

Charlie discovers an ex has a child that looks remarkably like him.

Pie Hole, Herb

E2 • Pie Hole, Herb

Alan goes too far in effort to collect $38 he loaned to Charlie. Meanwhile, Evelyn arranges a job for Jake.

21m2008

Alan goes too far in effort to collect $38 he loaned to Charlie. Meanwhile, Evelyn arranges a job for Jake.

Damn You, Eggs Benedict

E3 • Damn You, Eggs Benedict

Alan, Jake and Charlie all decide to try new things. Alan is dating more than one woman, Charlie learns to cook and Jake experiments with beer.

20m2008

Alan, Jake and Charlie all decide to try new things. Alan is dating more than one woman, Charlie learns to cook and Jake experiments with beer.

The Flavin' And The Mavin'

E4 • The Flavin' And The Mavin'

Alan is sure that things will turn bad when Charlie starts dating his receptionist.

20m2008

Alan is sure that things will turn bad when Charlie starts dating his receptionist.

A Jock Strap In Hell

E5 • A Jock Strap In Hell

Upon discovering Miss Pasternak, Jake's former 5th-grade teacher, turned to stripping after their fling, Charlie tries to help her turn her life around.

20m2008

Upon discovering Miss Pasternak, Jake's former 5th-grade teacher, turned to stripping after their fling, Charlie tries to help her turn her life around.

It's Always Nazi Week

E6 • It's Always Nazi Week

When Judith kicks Herb out of the house, Alan hopes to reconcile with her. Meanwhile, Herb tries to adopt Charlie's bachelor ways.

20m2008

When Judith kicks Herb out of the house, Alan hopes to reconcile with her. Meanwhile, Herb tries to adopt Charlie's bachelor ways.

Best H.O. Money Can Buy

E7 • Best H.O. Money Can Buy

Alan tries to get away from Judith. Meanwhile, Charlie and Herb go out on the town and Charlie uses the threat of military school to get Jake to do chores.

21m2008

Alan tries to get away from Judith. Meanwhile, Charlie and Herb go out on the town and Charlie uses the threat of military school to get Jake to do chores.

Pinocchio's Mouth

E8 • Pinocchio's Mouth

A new girlfriend wants Charlie to sleep over at her place. Meanwhile, Alan has trouble enforcing Judith's grounding of Jake.

21m2008

A new girlfriend wants Charlie to sleep over at her place. Meanwhile, Alan has trouble enforcing Judith's grounding of Jake.

The Mooch At The Boo

E9 • The Mooch At The Boo

Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes seems to prove a boon to Alan's love life.

20m2008

Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes seems to prove a boon to Alan's love life.

He Smelled The Ham, He Got Excited

E10 • He Smelled The Ham, He Got Excited

Alan contemplates retiring when Evelyn states that she'll take care of Jake's college education. However, Jake displays a talent that may eliminate the need for college altogether.

20m2008

Alan contemplates retiring when Evelyn states that she'll take care of Jake's college education. However, Jake displays a talent that may eliminate the need for college altogether.

The Devil's Lube

E11 • The Devil's Lube

Charlie finds himself re-examining his wild ways after an old friend dies during a visit.

21m2008

Charlie finds himself re-examining his wild ways after an old friend dies during a visit.

Thank God For Scoliosis

E12 • Thank God For Scoliosis

Alan finds himself attracted to his receptionist, while Charlie and Jake compete for a waitress.

20m2008

Alan finds himself attracted to his receptionist, while Charlie and Jake compete for a waitress.

I Think You Offended Don

E13 • I Think You Offended Don

Alan continues to believe that he is responsible for Judith's pregnancy. Meanwhile, Charlie is convinced he knows the reason behind Jake's bad mood.

21m2008

Alan continues to believe that he is responsible for Judith's pregnancy. Meanwhile, Charlie is convinced he knows the reason behind Jake's bad mood.

David Copperfield Slipped Me A Roofie

E14 • David Copperfield Slipped Me A Roofie

When the birthday party she throws for Alan is met with indifference by his family, Melissa feels he's underappreciated and offers him the chance to live with her and her mother.

21m2008

When the birthday party she throws for Alan is met with indifference by his family, Melissa feels he's underappreciated and offers him the chance to live with her and her mother.

I'd Like To Start With The Cat

E15 • I'd Like To Start With The Cat

Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counselling with Dr. Linda Freeman.

21m2008

Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counselling with Dr. Linda Freeman.

She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime

E16 • She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime

With Chelsea soon to arrive, Charlie must find a way to get a half-naked date out of his bedroom.

20m2008

With Chelsea soon to arrive, Charlie must find a way to get a half-naked date out of his bedroom.

The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'?

E17 • The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'?

Charlie's admission that he's in love with Chelsea gets a surprising reaction from her.

19m2008

Charlie's admission that he's in love with Chelsea gets a surprising reaction from her.

My Son's Enormous Head

E18 • My Son's Enormous Head

Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her whilst also yearning to run away from the situation.

21m2008

Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her whilst also yearning to run away from the situation.

The Two Finger Rule

E19 • The Two Finger Rule

Chelsea's discovery of naked pictures of another woman on Charlie's iPhone leads to his swapping stories of sexual experiences during a drunken night with Alan, Herb and Jerome.

20m2008

Chelsea's discovery of naked pictures of another woman on Charlie's iPhone leads to his swapping stories of sexual experiences during a drunken night with Alan, Herb and Jerome.

Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

E20 • Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

Charlie's desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn don't befriend each other following their first meeting.

21m2008

Charlie's desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn don't befriend each other following their first meeting.

Above Exalted Cyclops

E21 • Above Exalted Cyclops

Alan lets Chelsea fix him up on a blind date with one of her friends, Rose.

21m2008

Alan lets Chelsea fix him up on a blind date with one of her friends, Rose.

Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

E22 • Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

Both Charlie and Alan face lifestyle changes when Chelsea moves into the house.

20m2008

Both Charlie and Alan face lifestyle changes when Chelsea moves into the house.

Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth

E23 • Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth

Charlie seeks to take advantage of Alan and Chelsea's budding friendship. Meanwhile, Alan takes up ventriloquy.

20m2008

Charlie seeks to take advantage of Alan and Chelsea's budding friendship. Meanwhile, Alan takes up ventriloquy.

Baseball Was Better With Steroids

E24 • Baseball Was Better With Steroids

Mia's return finds Charlie questioning how devoted he is to Chelsea. Meanwhile, Alan tries to write a screenplay and the guys rush a labouring Judith to the hospital.

21m2008

Mia's return finds Charlie questioning how devoted he is to Chelsea. Meanwhile, Alan tries to write a screenplay and the guys rush a labouring Judith to the hospital.

818-Jklpuzo

E1 • 818-Jklpuzo

Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future as to which woman he wants to spend his life with, Chelsea or Mia. Meanwhile, Charlie also grows wary that Melissa has slowly moved into the house.

21m2009

Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future as to which woman he wants to spend his life with, Chelsea or Mia. Meanwhile, Charlie also grows wary that Melissa has slowly moved into the house.

Whipped Unto The Third Generation

E2 • Whipped Unto The Third Generation

Girls rule the roost after Charlie consents to Chelsea's desire for Alan's girlfriend, Melissa, to move in with them.

20m2009

Girls rule the roost after Charlie consents to Chelsea's desire for Alan's girlfriend, Melissa, to move in with them.

Mmm, Fish. Yum.

E3 • Mmm, Fish. Yum.

Alan cares for Judith's child and his ex-mother-in-law. Elsewhere, Charlie backing over a cat provides Jake with a chance to blackmail him.

19m2009

Alan cares for Judith's child and his ex-mother-in-law. Elsewhere, Charlie backing over a cat provides Jake with a chance to blackmail him.

Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

E4 • Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Alan starts working for Evelyn whilst Charlie tries to close the rift between Chelsea and Jake.

20m2009

Alan starts working for Evelyn whilst Charlie tries to close the rift between Chelsea and Jake.

For The Sake Of the Child

E5 • For The Sake Of the Child

Public humiliation in the form of Charlie and Alan bickering at an ice cream parlour has learner driver Jake refusing to stay at the beach house anymore.

21m2009

Public humiliation in the form of Charlie and Alan bickering at an ice cream parlour has learner driver Jake refusing to stay at the beach house anymore.

Give Me Your Thumb

E6 • Give Me Your Thumb

Alan's advice to Chelsea to get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out. However, staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.

20m2009

Alan's advice to Chelsea to get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out. However, staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.

Untainted By Filth

E7 • Untainted By Filth

Having set a wedding date with Chelsea, Charlie and Alan go to a bar only to awaken in the morning to find themselves in bed with a stranger.

21m2009

Having set a wedding date with Chelsea, Charlie and Alan go to a bar only to awaken in the morning to find themselves in bed with a stranger.

Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

E8 • Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

Chelsea's gorgeous college roommate stays at the house to recover from a breakup but it would seem everyone at the house wants a piece of her.

20m2009

Chelsea's gorgeous college roommate stays at the house to recover from a breakup but it would seem everyone at the house wants a piece of her.

Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

E9 • Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Alan attempts to solve thinning hair in cheapskate fashion before heading out on dates. Chelsea reveals Charlie hasn't been pleasing her as much as he thinks he has.

20m2009

Alan attempts to solve thinning hair in cheapskate fashion before heading out on dates. Chelsea reveals Charlie hasn't been pleasing her as much as he thinks he has.

That's Why They Call It Ballroom

E10 • That's Why They Call It Ballroom

Charlie broaches the subject of a pre-nup and is left stunned to discover Chelsea has just as much need for one as he does.

19m2009

Charlie broaches the subject of a pre-nup and is left stunned to discover Chelsea has just as much need for one as he does.

Warning, It's Dirty

E11 • Warning, It's Dirty

Charlie helps Jake cheat on his girlfriend while she's away for the holidays and Evelyn brings a television producer to Charlie's Christmas dinner.

19m2009

Charlie helps Jake cheat on his girlfriend while she's away for the holidays and Evelyn brings a television producer to Charlie's Christmas dinner.

Fart Jokes, Pie And Celeste

E12 • Fart Jokes, Pie And Celeste

Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs and Judith tries to quash Alan and Herb's new friendship.

21m2009

Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs and Judith tries to quash Alan and Herb's new friendship.

Yay, No Polyps

E13 • Yay, No Polyps

Charlie gets a colonoscopy to avoid visiting Chelsea's parents but she turns the tables by getting them to fly out to Malibu for a visit.

20m2009

Charlie gets a colonoscopy to avoid visiting Chelsea's parents but she turns the tables by getting them to fly out to Malibu for a visit.

Crude And Uncalled For

E14 • Crude And Uncalled For

Alan suspects a widowed lawyer, who represented him following his arrest for slugging a guy at a bar when he came on to his date, is interested in Chelsea and suggests Charlie do something about it.

20m2009

Alan suspects a widowed lawyer, who represented him following his arrest for slugging a guy at a bar when he came on to his date, is interested in Chelsea and suggests Charlie do something about it.

Aye, Aye, Captain

E15 • Aye, Aye, Captain

Chelsea is put off by Charlie's jealousy towards her relationship with Brad and he vows to become the better man he says she deserves.

21m2009

Chelsea is put off by Charlie's jealousy towards her relationship with Brad and he vows to become the better man he says she deserves.

Tinkle Like A Princess

E16 • Tinkle Like A Princess

Crushed over his break-up with Chelsea, Charlie goes missing and comes back to Malibu married.

21m2009

Crushed over his break-up with Chelsea, Charlie goes missing and comes back to Malibu married.

I Found Your Moustache

E17 • I Found Your Moustache

Charlie and Chelsea's break-up doesn't stop them from having a post-breakup one-night stand.

21m2009

Charlie and Chelsea's break-up doesn't stop them from having a post-breakup one-night stand.

Ixnay On The Oggie Day

E18 • Ixnay On The Oggie Day

Charlie runs into Chelsea's old friend Gail. Alan learns he's able to please a new female chiropractic patient just by working on her lower back.

20m2009

Charlie runs into Chelsea's old friend Gail. Alan learns he's able to please a new female chiropractic patient just by working on her lower back.

Keith Moon Is Vomiting In His Grave

E19 • Keith Moon Is Vomiting In His Grave

Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother. Charlie has troubles writing the theme for a new TV show.

18m2009

Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother. Charlie has troubles writing the theme for a new TV show.

I Called Him Magoo

E20 • I Called Him Magoo

Alan plans an intimate night at a hotel with Lyndsay, but her "time of the month" gets in the way.

21m2009

Alan plans an intimate night at a hotel with Lyndsay, but her "time of the month" gets in the way.

Gumby With A Pokey

E21 • Gumby With A Pokey

Alan tries to bond with Jake during a trip of their own to Sacramento to pick up a clock he's inherited.

21m2009

Alan tries to bond with Jake during a trip of their own to Sacramento to pick up a clock he's inherited.

This Is Not Gonna End Well

E22 • This Is Not Gonna End Well

Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.

20m2009

Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.

Three Girls And A Guy Named Bud

E1 • Three Girls And A Guy Named Bud

Jake moves to Judith and Herb's when he learns Alan is dating the mum of his friend Eldridge. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to cut back on his alcohol intake.

21m2010

Jake moves to Judith and Herb's when he learns Alan is dating the mum of his friend Eldridge. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to cut back on his alcohol intake.

A Bottle Of Wine And A Jackhammer

E2 • A Bottle Of Wine And A Jackhammer

Charlie gets creative in his efforts to force Alan to accept Lyndsey's offer to move in with her.

21m2010

Charlie gets creative in his efforts to force Alan to accept Lyndsey's offer to move in with her.

A Pudding-Filled Cactus

E3 • A Pudding-Filled Cactus

Though he accepted Lyndsey's offer to move in, Alan continues to use Charlie's beach house to have sex with Melissa.

21m2010

Though he accepted Lyndsey's offer to move in, Alan continues to use Charlie's beach house to have sex with Melissa.

Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

E4 • Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

Charlie gets even more unwanted houseguests after Alan burns down Lyndsey's home.

21m2010

Charlie gets even more unwanted houseguests after Alan burns down Lyndsey's home.

The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

E5 • The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

While Charlie's off getting plastic surgery, Alan takes advantage and pretends to be him at a bar.

20m2010

While Charlie's off getting plastic surgery, Alan takes advantage and pretends to be him at a bar.

Twanging Your Magic Clanger

E6 • Twanging Your Magic Clanger

Charlie finds himself out of his comfort zone when he learns his date is four years older than he is. Meanwhile, Alan goes on a self-pleasuring binge to use up soon-to-expire ED pills.

20m2010

Charlie finds himself out of his comfort zone when he learns his date is four years older than he is. Meanwhile, Alan goes on a self-pleasuring binge to use up soon-to-expire ED pills.

The Crazy Bitch Gazette

E7 • The Crazy Bitch Gazette

Charlie's newest girlfriend can deal with all the craziness in his life, except for Rose's stalking.

19m2010

Charlie's newest girlfriend can deal with all the craziness in his life, except for Rose's stalking.

Springtime On A Stick

E8 • Springtime On A Stick

When a drunken Charlie ruins Jake's date, Jake retaliates by convincing Alan to hold a birthday party for Evelyn at the house. Russell the pharmacist is subsequently invited when he and Evelyn appear to hit it off.

20m2010

When a drunken Charlie ruins Jake's date, Jake retaliates by convincing Alan to hold a birthday party for Evelyn at the house. Russell the pharmacist is subsequently invited when he and Evelyn appear to hit it off.

A Good Time In Central Africa

E9 • A Good Time In Central Africa

Charlie is thrilled with the fabulous job Berta's temporary replacement does and Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is threatening him.

20m2010

Charlie is thrilled with the fabulous job Berta's temporary replacement does and Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is threatening him.

Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

E10 • Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

When Charlie's ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him. However, Alan is concerned that she's using him all over again.

19m2010

When Charlie's ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him. However, Alan is concerned that she's using him all over again.

Dead From The Waist Down

E11 • Dead From The Waist Down

Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.

21m2010

Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.

Chocolate Diddlers Or My Puppy's Dead

E12 • Chocolate Diddlers Or My Puppy's Dead

Charlie pays a visit to Dr. Freeman to help deal with breaking up with Courtney.

20m2010

Charlie pays a visit to Dr. Freeman to help deal with breaking up with Courtney.

Skunk, Dog Crap And Ketchup

E13 • Skunk, Dog Crap And Ketchup

Alan lets his paranoid suspicions get the better of him when Charlie and Lyndsey start being more friendly to each other.

20m2010

Alan lets his paranoid suspicions get the better of him when Charlie and Lyndsey start being more friendly to each other.

Lookin' For Japanese Subs

E14 • Lookin' For Japanese Subs

Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Meanwhile, Alan grows concerned when Jake and Eldridge start videotaping stupid and extremely dangerous stunts.

20m2010

Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Meanwhile, Alan grows concerned when Jake and Eldridge start videotaping stupid and extremely dangerous stunts.

Three Hookers And A Philly Cheesesteak

E15 • Three Hookers And A Philly Cheesesteak

Rose keeps 'cheating' with Charlie. Alan's plea to family for money, to advertise his chiropractic office, quickly devolves into a Ponzi scheme.

21m2010

Rose keeps 'cheating' with Charlie. Alan's plea to family for money, to advertise his chiropractic office, quickly devolves into a Ponzi scheme.

That Darn Priest

E16 • That Darn Priest

Rose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone with Rose.

19m2010

Rose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone with Rose.

Nice To Meet You, Walden Schmidt

E1 • Nice To Meet You, Walden Schmidt

After saying goodbye to the late Charlie Harper, Alan meets Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), a broken-hearted billionaire.

21m2011

After saying goodbye to the late Charlie Harper, Alan meets Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), a broken-hearted billionaire.

People Who Love Peepholes

E2 • People Who Love Peepholes

Walden has Alan come along for the ride when he tries to get his ex-wife Bridget to take him back.

21m2011

Walden has Alan come along for the ride when he tries to get his ex-wife Bridget to take him back.

Big Girls Don't Throw Food

E3 • Big Girls Don't Throw Food

Walden hopes to start the process of winning back Bridget by taking her to dinner and seeks Alan's advice. Meanwhile, Jake gets ideas in his head when he learns Walden is a high school drop-out.

19m2011

Walden hopes to start the process of winning back Bridget by taking her to dinner and seeks Alan's advice. Meanwhile, Jake gets ideas in his head when he learns Walden is a high school drop-out.

Nine Magic Fingers

E4 • Nine Magic Fingers

Alan encounters a chance to reconcile with Lyndsey while Walden seeks to move on from Bridget.

20m2011

Alan encounters a chance to reconcile with Lyndsey while Walden seeks to move on from Bridget.

A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

E5 • A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

Alan isn't thrilled when he learns of Lyndsey's past so Walden hosts an impromptu party to lift his spirits.

20m2011

Alan isn't thrilled when he learns of Lyndsey's past so Walden hosts an impromptu party to lift his spirits.

The Squat And The Hover

E6 • The Squat And The Hover

Depressed after receiving his divorce papers, Walden cheers up when he meets a woman who looks very similar to Bridget.

20m2011

Depressed after receiving his divorce papers, Walden cheers up when he meets a woman who looks very similar to Bridget.

Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

E7 • Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

Walden hires Evelyn as his interior designer but Alan fears she may have ulterior motives. Jake crushes on his chemistry tutor, who in turn has a crush on Walden, and Alan can't stop reading Charlie's old journal.

19m2011

Walden hires Evelyn as his interior designer but Alan fears she may have ulterior motives. Jake crushes on his chemistry tutor, who in turn has a crush on Walden, and Alan can't stop reading Charlie's old journal.

Thank You For The Intercourse

E8 • Thank You For The Intercourse

When Walden sells Charlie's piano, Alan goes off the deep end and starts channelling his inner Charlie.

21m2011

When Walden sells Charlie's piano, Alan goes off the deep end and starts channelling his inner Charlie.

Frodo’s Headshots

E9 • Frodo’s Headshots

After being released from the mental hospital, Alan is faced with a number of shocking events that test his mental stability.

21m2011

After being released from the mental hospital, Alan is faced with a number of shocking events that test his mental stability.

A Fishbowl Full Of Glass Eyes

E10 • A Fishbowl Full Of Glass Eyes

As Walden hopes to put Bridget in the past and dips back into the world of dating, Alan hopes a pawn shop will be the solution to his financial woes.

21m2011

As Walden hopes to put Bridget in the past and dips back into the world of dating, Alan hopes a pawn shop will be the solution to his financial woes.

What A Lovely Landing Strip

E11 • What A Lovely Landing Strip

Walden hopes to move things forward with Zoey but Bridget's reappearance complicates matters.

19m2011

Walden hopes to move things forward with Zoey but Bridget's reappearance complicates matters.

One False Move, Zimbabwe!

E12 • One False Move, Zimbabwe!

Walden's mother visits, dropping a secret about him as well as leaving Alan smitten.

20m2011

Walden's mother visits, dropping a secret about him as well as leaving Alan smitten.

Slowly And In A Circular Fashion

E13 • Slowly And In A Circular Fashion

Walden needs Alan and Zoey to help when Bridget and his mother look to wrest away control of his company.

19m2011

Walden needs Alan and Zoey to help when Bridget and his mother look to wrest away control of his company.

A Possum On Chemo

E14 • A Possum On Chemo

Zoey wants Walden to take on a more clean-cut look. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey reconnect.

20m2011

Zoey wants Walden to take on a more clean-cut look. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey reconnect.

The Duchess Of Dull-In-Sack

E15 • The Duchess Of Dull-In-Sack

When Walden feels Zoey is a bit stiff in the bedroom, Berta suggests a few of her marijuana brownies might loosen her up a bit.

21m2011

When Walden feels Zoey is a bit stiff in the bedroom, Berta suggests a few of her marijuana brownies might loosen her up a bit.

Sips, Sonnets And Sodomy

E16 • Sips, Sonnets And Sodomy

Alan and Walden have to deal with Zoey and Lyndsey's antagonism towards each other when a storm traps them all at the beach house.

19m2011

Alan and Walden have to deal with Zoey and Lyndsey's antagonism towards each other when a storm traps them all at the beach house.

Not In My Mouth

E17 • Not In My Mouth

Walden's miffed that Zoey didn't reciprocate after he blurted out "I love you" when his jet hit violent turbulence. Alan thinks Lyndsey is drinking too much.

18m2011

Walden's miffed that Zoey didn't reciprocate after he blurted out "I love you" when his jet hit violent turbulence. Alan thinks Lyndsey is drinking too much.

The War Against Gingivitis

E18 • The War Against Gingivitis

Walden's former business partner shows up, looking to patch the rift between them.

21m2011

Walden's former business partner shows up, looking to patch the rift between them.

Palmdale, Ech

E19 • Palmdale, Ech

When Lyndsey's mother comes for a visit, Alan suggests she meets Evelyn. Walden is stuck hearing out iPhone app ideas from Jake and Eldridge.

20m2011

When Lyndsey's mother comes for a visit, Alan suggests she meets Evelyn. Walden is stuck hearing out iPhone app ideas from Jake and Eldridge.

Grandma's Pie

E20 • Grandma's Pie

Walden knows Zoey won't be thrilled to learn Bridget is a partner in his new venture with Billy. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mothers dating each other and deal with Eldridge and Jake's questions.

20m2011

Walden knows Zoey won't be thrilled to learn Bridget is a partner in his new venture with Billy. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mothers dating each other and deal with Eldridge and Jake's questions.

Mr. Hose Says Yes

E21 • Mr. Hose Says Yes

When Zoey and Ava move in, Walden finds out if his commitment is up to the test. Meanwhile, Alan has his own challenges when he moves in with Lyndsey.

20m2011

When Zoey and Ava move in, Walden finds out if his commitment is up to the test. Meanwhile, Alan has his own challenges when he moves in with Lyndsey.

Why We Gave Up Women

E22 • Why We Gave Up Women

After suffering a minor heart attack, Alan is visited by Charlie's ghost while in the hospital.

21m2011

After suffering a minor heart attack, Alan is visited by Charlie's ghost while in the hospital.

The Straw In My Donut Hole

E23 • The Straw In My Donut Hole

Zoey suspects Alan doesn't really deserve all the love and attention he's getting following his release from the hospital.

20m2011

Zoey suspects Alan doesn't really deserve all the love and attention he's getting following his release from the hospital.

Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

E24 • Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

Having graduated high school, Jake and Eldridge face new urgency to face their adult lives.

21m2011

Having graduated high school, Jake and Eldridge face new urgency to face their adult lives.

I Changed My Mind About The Milk

E1 • I Changed My Mind About The Milk

Walden's proposal on Zoey's birthday does not go as planned. Jake adjusts to life in the military and Alan is on edge because any permanent relationship between Walden and Zoey will lead to his eviction from the house.

20m2012

Walden's proposal on Zoey's birthday does not go as planned. Jake adjusts to life in the military and Alan is on edge because any permanent relationship between Walden and Zoey will lead to his eviction from the house.

A Big Bag Of Dog

E2 • A Big Bag Of Dog

Shortly after his break up with Zoey, Walden has a breakdown & becomes irritable. After a slight intervention, Walden gets over it & gets even with Zoey by getting her daughter a large slobbering dog for her birthday.

19m2012

Shortly after his break up with Zoey, Walden has a breakdown & becomes irritable. After a slight intervention, Walden gets over it & gets even with Zoey by getting her daughter a large slobbering dog for her birthday.

Four Balls, Two Bats And One Mitt

E3 • Four Balls, Two Bats And One Mitt

Alan and Lyndsey decide to progress their relationship further by having a pair of threesomes. The first one will involve Walden, the second one a woman of Alan's choice.

20m2012

Alan and Lyndsey decide to progress their relationship further by having a pair of threesomes. The first one will involve Walden, the second one a woman of Alan's choice.

You Do Know What The Lollipop Is For

E4 • You Do Know What The Lollipop Is For

Missi, an old family friend comes to visit for a week and develops a relationship with Jake who is home on leave from the Army. When Jake comes to return to base though, Missi reveals she already has a boyfriend.

20m2012

Missi, an old family friend comes to visit for a week and develops a relationship with Jake who is home on leave from the Army. When Jake comes to return to base though, Missi reveals she already has a boyfriend.

That's Not What They Call It In Amsterdam

E5 • That's Not What They Call It In Amsterdam

Walden starts dating Rose. This news shocks Alan and he tries to warn Walden about Rose, describing her tactics and history with Charlie, but Walden disregards them as Rose explained everything to him.

19m2012

Walden starts dating Rose. This news shocks Alan and he tries to warn Walden about Rose, describing her tactics and history with Charlie, but Walden disregards them as Rose explained everything to him.

Ferrets, Attack!

E6 • Ferrets, Attack!

Walden asks Rose to move in so they can spend more time together. The next day, however, Walden gets a call from Zoey. They meet and Zoey confesses she still loves him, which forces Walden into making a decision.

19m2012

Walden asks Rose to move in so they can spend more time together. The next day, however, Walden gets a call from Zoey. They meet and Zoey confesses she still loves him, which forces Walden into making a decision.

Avoid The Chinese Mustard

E7 • Avoid The Chinese Mustard

Walden hires an actress to play the part of his girlfriend and ends up falling for her. Meanwhile, Jake and Missi plan a rendezvous which doesn't go well when Alan is informed that Jake went AWOL from the Army.

21m2012

Walden hires an actress to play the part of his girlfriend and ends up falling for her. Meanwhile, Jake and Missi plan a rendezvous which doesn't go well when Alan is informed that Jake went AWOL from the Army.

Something My Gynecologist Said

E8 • Something My Gynecologist Said

Lyndsey asks Alan for a commitment, which he doesn't take lightly. Walden is picked up by a rich older woman, who sees him as a poverty-stricken love toy, and she takes him back to her place and seduces him.

21m2012

Lyndsey asks Alan for a commitment, which he doesn't take lightly. Walden is picked up by a rich older woman, who sees him as a poverty-stricken love toy, and she takes him back to her place and seduces him.

I Scream When I Pee

E9 • I Scream When I Pee

Alan finds himself in a bind when his beautiful ex-wife makes a pass at him. However, being in a committed relationship with Lyndsey, Alan tries to do the right thing by turning down Kandi and telling Lyndsey. Meanwhile, Walden helps Berta celebrate her birthday.

20m2012

Alan finds himself in a bind when his beautiful ex-wife makes a pass at him. However, being in a committed relationship with Lyndsey, Alan tries to do the right thing by turning down Kandi and telling Lyndsey. Meanwhile, Walden helps Berta celebrate her birthday.

One Nut Johnson

E10 • One Nut Johnson

Tired of dating or even meeting women who are only interested in his fortune, Walden decides to create an online persona as a poor schlub named Sam Wilson who is very much like Alan Harper (no job, no prospects, no charm). Then he meets Kate, a wannabe fashion designer.

21m2012

Tired of dating or even meeting women who are only interested in his fortune, Walden decides to create an online persona as a poor schlub named Sam Wilson who is very much like Alan Harper (no job, no prospects, no charm). Then he meets Kate, a wannabe fashion designer.

Give Santa A Tail-Hole

E11 • Give Santa A Tail-Hole

Still pretending to be the poverty-stricken "Sam Wilson", Walden spends Christmas with Kate. Meanwhile, Walden & Billy close a deal to sell their electronic suitcase for $1.2 billion. Elsewhere, Alan's Christmas goes south when all his loved ones have other commitments.

21m2012

Still pretending to be the poverty-stricken "Sam Wilson", Walden spends Christmas with Kate. Meanwhile, Walden & Billy close a deal to sell their electronic suitcase for $1.2 billion. Elsewhere, Alan's Christmas goes south when all his loved ones have other commitments.

Welcome To Alancrest

E12 • Welcome To Alancrest

Walden wants to invest in his girlfriend Kate's fashion career, without her discovering that he is billionaire Walden Schmidt rather than broke "Sam Wilson", as he's led her to believe. What is more, the stress of the deception is beginning to affect Walden's health.

21m2012

Walden wants to invest in his girlfriend Kate's fashion career, without her discovering that he is billionaire Walden Schmidt rather than broke "Sam Wilson", as he's led her to believe. What is more, the stress of the deception is beginning to affect Walden's health.

Grab A Feather And Get In Line

E13 • Grab A Feather And Get In Line

Fed up with his double-life and feeling that Kate might be the one, Walden decides he should throw away his "Sam Wilson" alias and confess to who he really is. Kate's in New York at a fashion show, so Walden, accompanied by Alan, set off to tell her the truth in person.

20m2012

Fed up with his double-life and feeling that Kate might be the one, Walden decides he should throw away his "Sam Wilson" alias and confess to who he really is. Kate's in New York at a fashion show, so Walden, accompanied by Alan, set off to tell her the truth in person.

Run, Steven Staven! Run!

E14 • Run, Steven Staven! Run!

Lyndsey's miffed that she doesn't have a key to the beach house. Meanwhile, Walden, Alan, Billy and Herb share stories about women.

20m2012

Lyndsey's miffed that she doesn't have a key to the beach house. Meanwhile, Walden, Alan, Billy and Herb share stories about women.

Paint It, Pierce It Or Plug It

E15 • Paint It, Pierce It Or Plug It

Jake brings home his 36-year-old girlfriend Tammy but Alan becomes concerned about her and Jake due to her job as a tattoo artist, her kids and time spent in prison.

20m2012

Jake brings home his 36-year-old girlfriend Tammy but Alan becomes concerned about her and Jake due to her job as a tattoo artist, her kids and time spent in prison.

Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

E16 • Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

Valentine's day is approaching and Alan wants to make it special for Lyndsey. Unfortunately, his plans go awry at the last minute. Kate is back in town and wants to meet up with Walden but can he convince her to take him back?

20m2012

Valentine's day is approaching and Alan wants to make it special for Lyndsey. Unfortunately, his plans go awry at the last minute. Kate is back in town and wants to meet up with Walden but can he convince her to take him back?

Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

E17 • Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

Walden attends a singles mixer with friends from high school and runs into Bridget. Alan gets worried when they begin talking about getting back together.

21m2012

Walden attends a singles mixer with friends from high school and runs into Bridget. Alan gets worried when they begin talking about getting back together.

The 9:04 Pemberton

E18 • The 9:04 Pemberton

Alan accidentally starts a fire in the kitchen while making toast, resulting in a power outage and embarrassing Walden in front of his date. Alan tries to make it up to Walden but ends up moving out and moving in with a lonely Herb.

20m2012

Alan accidentally starts a fire in the kitchen while making toast, resulting in a power outage and embarrassing Walden in front of his date. Alan tries to make it up to Walden but ends up moving out and moving in with a lonely Herb.

Big Episode: Someone Stole A Spoon

E19 • Big Episode: Someone Stole A Spoon

Walden and Alan try to cheer up a lonely Herb, but end up living it up a little too large.

21m2012

Walden and Alan try to cheer up a lonely Herb, but end up living it up a little too large.

Bazinga! That's From A TV Show

E20 • Bazinga! That's From A TV Show

When Jake cheats on his girlfriend Tammy with her 18-year-old daughter, Ashley, Alan and Walden get caught in the crossfire.

20m2012

When Jake cheats on his girlfriend Tammy with her 18-year-old daughter, Ashley, Alan and Walden get caught in the crossfire.

Another Night WIth Neil Diamond

E21 • Another Night WIth Neil Diamond

Alan's world spirals downward when Lyndsey decides their relationship is over. Meanwhile, Walden looks for a solution to free himself from being the sole person in Alan's life.

20m2012

Alan's world spirals downward when Lyndsey decides their relationship is over. Meanwhile, Walden looks for a solution to free himself from being the sole person in Alan's life.

My Bodacious Vidalia

E22 • My Bodacious Vidalia

With Alan still depressed over his breakup with Lindsey, Walden sends him off to get a complete makeover. Even with his new weird look, Alan manages to hook up with a dim-witted blonde. She takes him home, where Alan discovers she has a 92-year old comatose husband.

20m2012

With Alan still depressed over his breakup with Lindsey, Walden sends him off to get a complete makeover. Even with his new weird look, Alan manages to hook up with a dim-witted blonde. She takes him home, where Alan discovers she has a 92-year old comatose husband.

Cows, Prepare To Be Tipped

E23 • Cows, Prepare To Be Tipped

Walden has a dilemma when he finds he's more attracted to the grandmother of a beautiful but ditzy young woman than the woman herself. Also, Jake reveals he is being transferred to Japan so Alan decides a road trip is on order.

21m2012

Walden has a dilemma when he finds he's more attracted to the grandmother of a beautiful but ditzy young woman than the woman herself. Also, Jake reveals he is being transferred to Japan so Alan decides a road trip is on order.

Nangnangnangnang

E1 • Nangnangnangnang

Charlie's long-lost daughter Jenny shows up.

20m2013

Charlie's long-lost daughter Jenny shows up.

I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

E2 • I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

Jenny moves in with Evelyn.

21m2013

Jenny moves in with Evelyn.

This Unblessed Biscuit

E3 • This Unblessed Biscuit

Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire.

21m2013

Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire.

Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

E4 • Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

Walden starts partying with Jenny and her hot friends.

20m2013

Walden starts partying with Jenny and her hot friends.

Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

E5 • Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

Alan befriends Lyndsey's boyfriend.

20m2013

Alan befriends Lyndsey's boyfriend.

Justice In Star-Spangled Hot Pants

E6 • Justice In Star-Spangled Hot Pants

Alan asks Walden to set him up on a date with Lynda Carter.

20m2013

Alan asks Walden to set him up on a date with Lynda Carter.

Some Kind Of Lesbian Zombie

E7 • Some Kind Of Lesbian Zombie

Lyndsey's jealousy ruins Alan's date with a beautiful woman.

20m2013

Lyndsey's jealousy ruins Alan's date with a beautiful woman.

Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room

E8 • Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room

Alan and Lyndsey's illicit affair puts Walden in danger.

21m2013

Alan and Lyndsey's illicit affair puts Walden in danger.

Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

E9 • Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

Walden's date with an accident-prone model won't end.

21m2013

Walden's date with an accident-prone model won't end.

On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!

E10 • On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!

Walden helps Jenny get a second date with a one-night stand.

21m2013

Walden helps Jenny get a second date with a one-night stand.

Tazed In The Lady Nuts

E11 • Tazed In The Lady Nuts

Walden joins his beautiful former employee on a new project.

21m2013

Walden joins his beautiful former employee on a new project.

Baseball, Boobs, Boobs, Baseball

E12 • Baseball, Boobs, Boobs, Baseball

Alan lets Lyndsey's boyfriend Larry set him up on a date.

21m2013

Alan lets Lyndsey's boyfriend Larry set him up on a date.

Bite Me, Supreme Court

E13 • Bite Me, Supreme Court

Walden and Alan throw Marty a bachelor party with old friends.

21m2013

Walden and Alan throw Marty a bachelor party with old friends.

Three Fingers Of Crème De Menthe

E14 • Three Fingers Of Crème De Menthe

Walden sets out to prove that he's a man's man.

21m2013

Walden sets out to prove that he's a man's man.

Cab Fare And Bottle Of Penicilin

E15 • Cab Fare And Bottle Of Penicilin

Alan makes Lyndsey choose between him or Larry.

20m2013

Alan makes Lyndsey choose between him or Larry.

How To Get Rid Of Alan Harper

E16 • How To Get Rid Of Alan Harper

Walden suspects his new girlfriend is cheating on him.

21m2013

Walden suspects his new girlfriend is cheating on him.

Welcome Home, Jake

E17 • Welcome Home, Jake

Lyndsey discovers that Alan is sleeping with Larry's sister.

21m2013

Lyndsey discovers that Alan is sleeping with Larry's sister.

West Side Story

E18 • West Side Story

Walden's ex-girlfriend invites him to her boutique opening.

21m2013

Walden's ex-girlfriend invites him to her boutique opening.

Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

E19 • Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

Walden reconnects with Kate and is sure she's "The One" - that is, until he meets Vivian, a beautiful, free-spirited world traveller who shows up on his doorstep.

21m2013

Walden reconnects with Kate and is sure she's "The One" - that is, until he meets Vivian, a beautiful, free-spirited world traveller who shows up on his doorstep.

Lotta Delis In Little Armenia

E20 • Lotta Delis In Little Armenia

Alan stumbles upon a money-making opportunity.

21m2013

Alan stumbles upon a money-making opportunity.

Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

E21 • Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

Gretchen insists that Alan confess his identity to Larry.

21m2013

Gretchen insists that Alan confess his identity to Larry.

Oh, Wald-e, Good Times Ahead

E22 • Oh, Wald-e, Good Times Ahead

Alan confesses his true identity.

21m2013

Alan confesses his true identity.

The Ol Mexican Spinach

E1 • The Ol Mexican Spinach

Walden reprioritises his life.

20m2014

Walden reprioritises his life.

A Chic Bar In Ibiza

E2 • A Chic Bar In Ibiza

Alan gets offended when Walden asks him to sign a pre-nup.

20m2014

Alan gets offended when Walden asks him to sign a pre-nup.

Glamping In A Yurt

E3 • Glamping In A Yurt

Walden and Alan pretend to be a loving couple for the adoption.

20m2014

Walden and Alan pretend to be a loving couple for the adoption.

Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

E4 • Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

Walden and Alan meet a birth mother who is considering them.

20m2014

Walden and Alan meet a birth mother who is considering them.

Oontz Oontz Oontz

E5 • Oontz Oontz Oontz

Walden decides to foster a six-year-old named Louis.

20m2014

Walden decides to foster a six-year-old named Louis.

Alan Shot A Little Girl

E6 • Alan Shot A Little Girl

Alan breaks Walden's rules to appear cool for Louis.

20m2014

Alan breaks Walden's rules to appear cool for Louis.

Sex With An Animated Ed Asner

E7 • Sex With An Animated Ed Asner

Walden's attracted to a mom at the kids' gym.

20m2014

Walden's attracted to a mom at the kids' gym.

Family, Buble, Deep-Fried Turkey

E8 • Family, Buble, Deep-Fried Turkey

Walden and Alan try to convince Louis that Santa's real.

20m2014

Walden and Alan try to convince Louis that Santa's real.

Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

E9 • Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

20m2014

Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

Here I Come, Pants!

E10 • Here I Come, Pants!

Walden risks losing Louis when his secret with Alan gets out.

20m2014

Walden risks losing Louis when his secret with Alan gets out.

For Whom The Booty Calls

E11 • For Whom The Booty Calls

Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers - without Alan.

20m2014

Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers - without Alan.

A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

E12 • A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

Alan breaks up with the social worker to be with Lyndsey.

20m2014

Alan breaks up with the social worker to be with Lyndsey.

Boompa Loved His Hookers

E13 • Boompa Loved His Hookers

Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

20m2014

Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

Don't Give A Monkey A Gun

E14 • Don't Give A Monkey A Gun

Walden offers Alan a divorce gift of his choice.

20m2014

Walden offers Alan a divorce gift of his choice.

Of Course He's Dead - Part One

E15 • Of Course He's Dead - Part One

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he? Find out in the two-part finale.

17m2014

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he? Find out in the two-part finale.

Of Course He's Dead - Part Two

E16 • Of Course He's Dead - Part Two

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he? Find out in the two-part finale.

20m2014

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he? Find out in the two-part finale.

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