Two And A Half Men
تو أند إيه هالف مين
In a Malibu beach house, two very different men and one growing boy create a surrogate family unit that promises to make each one of them a better man.
ComedyEpisodes
E1 • Pilot
Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in. At the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.
22m • 2003Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in. At the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.
E2 • Big Flappy Bastards
Unsure how to properly discipline Jake, Charlie ignores him after the child 'forgets' to stop feeding the seagulls and leaves the door open, allowing the gaggle of birds to enter the house. Meanwhile, Alan gets a surprise from Judith when he goes to fix her sprinklers.
21m • 2003Unsure how to properly discipline Jake, Charlie ignores him after the child 'forgets' to stop feeding the seagulls and leaves the door open, allowing the gaggle of birds to enter the house. Meanwhile, Alan gets a surprise from Judith when he goes to fix her sprinklers.
E3 • Go East On Sunset 'til You Reach The Gates of Hell
When Alan's attempt to provide Jake with a fun-filled weekend backfires, Charlie tries to console his brother by taking him to a local bar and getting Alan totally inebriated. As Alan and Charlie travel home, their cab driver offers them some unsolicited therapy.
20m • 2003When Alan's attempt to provide Jake with a fun-filled weekend backfires, Charlie tries to console his brother by taking him to a local bar and getting Alan totally inebriated. As Alan and Charlie travel home, their cab driver offers them some unsolicited therapy.
E4 • If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'll Take a Nap
When Charlie's longtime cleaning lady, Berta, quits her job, Charlie quickly realises he can't function without her and sends Alan to lure her back. Meanwhile, Alan places Charlie in charge of getting Jake ready for Judith, who is coming to take her son out for dinner.
21m • 2003When Charlie's longtime cleaning lady, Berta, quits her job, Charlie quickly realises he can't function without her and sends Alan to lure her back. Meanwhile, Alan places Charlie in charge of getting Jake ready for Judith, who is coming to take her son out for dinner.
E5 • The Last Thing You Want Is To Wind Up With A Hump
After a drunken night in Las Vegas, Charlie reluctantly attends one of Jake's soccer games and soon discovers the advantages of going to these matches. The players' mothers are quite attractive, and Charlie makes a date with a particularly sexy soccer mom.
18m • 2003After a drunken night in Las Vegas, Charlie reluctantly attends one of Jake's soccer games and soon discovers the advantages of going to these matches. The players' mothers are quite attractive, and Charlie makes a date with a particularly sexy soccer mom.
E6 • Did You Check With The Captain Of Flying Monkeys?
Charlie rethinks the way he treats women when he, Alan and Jake are forced to cheer up a pitiful Evelyn after her boyfriend terminates their relationship. Meanwhile, Charlie teaches Jake some valuable lessons about screening calls from women, but the lesson backfires.
20m • 2003Charlie rethinks the way he treats women when he, Alan and Jake are forced to cheer up a pitiful Evelyn after her boyfriend terminates their relationship. Meanwhile, Charlie teaches Jake some valuable lessons about screening calls from women, but the lesson backfires.
E7 • If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Charlie's friend Cindy frequently showers at his house after surfing. When Jake sees a butterfly tattoo on Cindy's partially nude behind and later draws a picture of it in class, Judith gets angry and talks to Alan and Charlie about letting her son see half naked women.
21m • 2003Charlie's friend Cindy frequently showers at his house after surfing. When Jake sees a butterfly tattoo on Cindy's partially nude behind and later draws a picture of it in class, Judith gets angry and talks to Alan and Charlie about letting her son see half naked women.
E8 • Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without A Snoot-ful
When Alan and Judith argue during a rehearsal of a play that Jake and his classmates are rehearsing, Charlie is forced to handle a roomful of fourth graders alone. The kids think Charlie is a loser until they realise he wrote the "Maple Loops" cereal jingle.
18m • 2003When Alan and Judith argue during a rehearsal of a play that Jake and his classmates are rehearsing, Charlie is forced to handle a roomful of fourth graders alone. The kids think Charlie is a loser until they realise he wrote the "Maple Loops" cereal jingle.
E9 • Phase One, Complete
Charlie likes his new girlfriend, Wendy, but becomes concerned when Jake forms a friendship with her. When Wendy charms Evelyn as well, Charlie worries that Wendy is expecting more from the relationship and ends it. When Jake gets mad at him, Charlie learns a lesson.
20m • 2003Charlie likes his new girlfriend, Wendy, but becomes concerned when Jake forms a friendship with her. When Wendy charms Evelyn as well, Charlie worries that Wendy is expecting more from the relationship and ends it. When Jake gets mad at him, Charlie learns a lesson.
E10 • Merry Thanksgiving
When Charlie finds out that his favourite ex-girlfriend, Lisa, is getting married, he desperately tries to prove to her that he has become a better family man than her fiancé, despite his inability to commit to her. But Charlie can only carry on the charade for so long.
20m • 2003When Charlie finds out that his favourite ex-girlfriend, Lisa, is getting married, he desperately tries to prove to her that he has become a better family man than her fiancé, despite his inability to commit to her. But Charlie can only carry on the charade for so long.
E11 • Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Charlie and Jake convince Alan to get a makeover when it appears Judith is moving forward since the breakup, sporting a new hairdo and new date. But when Charlie takes Alan shopping, the brothers clash over what image is right for him.
19m • 2003Charlie and Jake convince Alan to get a makeover when it appears Judith is moving forward since the breakup, sporting a new hairdo and new date. But when Charlie takes Alan shopping, the brothers clash over what image is right for him.
E12 • Camel Filters And Pheromones
When Charlie's cleaning woman, Berta, brings her sexy and rebellious 16-year-old daughter, Prudence, to Charlie's house, Jake develops a childish infatuation with her ... and Charlie and Alan try to restrain their interest in the flirtatious minor as well.
20m • 2003When Charlie's cleaning woman, Berta, brings her sexy and rebellious 16-year-old daughter, Prudence, to Charlie's house, Jake develops a childish infatuation with her ... and Charlie and Alan try to restrain their interest in the flirtatious minor as well.
E13 • Sara Like Puny Alan
Desperate to get a date, Charlie volunteers Alan to escort the woman's sister, turning the date into a foursome. Charlie tries to speed Alan's recuperation from a cold, but when Charlie gets ill and Alan discovers how attractive the sister is, their roles reverse.
20m • 2003Desperate to get a date, Charlie volunteers Alan to escort the woman's sister, turning the date into a foursome. Charlie tries to speed Alan's recuperation from a cold, but when Charlie gets ill and Alan discovers how attractive the sister is, their roles reverse.
E14 • I Can't Afford Hyenas
When Charlie learns that his credit rating is ruined, and his debts are all overdue, he discovers that his accountant, Stan, is completely inept. At Alan's urging, Charlie tries to reduce his spending habits, but he has a difficult time giving up his luxuries.
20m • 2003When Charlie learns that his credit rating is ruined, and his debts are all overdue, he discovers that his accountant, Stan, is completely inept. At Alan's urging, Charlie tries to reduce his spending habits, but he has a difficult time giving up his luxuries.
E15 • Round One To The Hot Crazy Chick
Charlie and Alan find Frankie, a sexy but seemingly crazy woman, hitting a car with a baseball bat. Charlie brings Frankie back to his Malibu home but the two brothers, both competing for her attention, are taken aback by a secret that she's been hiding.
20m • 2003Charlie and Alan find Frankie, a sexy but seemingly crazy woman, hitting a car with a baseball bat. Charlie brings Frankie back to his Malibu home but the two brothers, both competing for her attention, are taken aback by a secret that she's been hiding.
E16 • That Was Saliva, Alan
Frankie explains why she's in hiding with her 8-year-old daughter, Joanie. Both of the men are romantically interested in Frankie, and she reciprocates with one of the brothers. And Joanie likes Jake, who is completely disinterested in her.
21m • 2003Frankie explains why she's in hiding with her 8-year-old daughter, Joanie. Both of the men are romantically interested in Frankie, and she reciprocates with one of the brothers. And Joanie likes Jake, who is completely disinterested in her.
E17 • Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats
Alan offends Charlie by choosing their crazy cousins as Jake's guardians. Later, as Charlie and Jake play basketball, Jake falls, hitting his head. Charlie rushes him to the emergency room and finds that his charm with women doesn't work with the admitting nurse.
19m • 2003Alan offends Charlie by choosing their crazy cousins as Jake's guardians. Later, as Charlie and Jake play basketball, Jake falls, hitting his head. Charlie rushes him to the emergency room and finds that his charm with women doesn't work with the admitting nurse.
E18 • An Old Flame With A New Wick
Charlie agrees to meet with a former girlfriend who ended their relationship years earlier, leaving Charlie devastated. But Charlie's in for a huge surprise when he discovers that she is now a he, and he, Bill, wants to be Charlie's friend.
20m • 2003Charlie agrees to meet with a former girlfriend who ended their relationship years earlier, leaving Charlie devastated. But Charlie's in for a huge surprise when he discovers that she is now a he, and he, Bill, wants to be Charlie's friend.
E19 • I Remember The Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Judith's sinister-but-sexy sister, Liz, plans to attend Jake's 11th birthday party. Alan asks Charlie to behave. But when Liz arrives, she ignores Charlie and flirts with Alan instead. Liz proceeds to cause a commotion between her sister and her ex-brother-in-law.
18m • 2003Judith's sinister-but-sexy sister, Liz, plans to attend Jake's 11th birthday party. Alan asks Charlie to behave. But when Liz arrives, she ignores Charlie and flirts with Alan instead. Liz proceeds to cause a commotion between her sister and her ex-brother-in-law.
E20 • Hey, I Can Pee Outside In The Dark
Jake becomes a brooding musician when he continuously plays "Smoke on the Water" on his guitar with an ever-present grumpy attitude. Finally, Judith convinces Alan that Jake needs professional assistance, and they enlist the help of Dr. Linda Freeman.
20m • 2003Jake becomes a brooding musician when he continuously plays "Smoke on the Water" on his guitar with an ever-present grumpy attitude. Finally, Judith convinces Alan that Jake needs professional assistance, and they enlist the help of Dr. Linda Freeman.
E21 • No Sniffing, No Wowing
Charlie and Laura, Alan's divorce attorney, begin a relationship. Laura doesn't care that he dates other women, but she does have one request: Charlie must be available for her whenever she wants him. Charlie loves the idea, until Laura takes advantage of the situation.
20m • 2003Charlie and Laura, Alan's divorce attorney, begin a relationship. Laura doesn't care that he dates other women, but she does have one request: Charlie must be available for her whenever she wants him. Charlie loves the idea, until Laura takes advantage of the situation.
E22 • My Doctor Has A Cow Puppet
Alan succumbs to Judith's demand that they take Jake to therapy every week but he doesn't realise that he, too, is having issues ... with sleepwalking. Evelyn hints to Charlie that Alan used to sleepwalk as a child, leading Charlie to come up with a clever new solution.
20m • 2003Alan succumbs to Judith's demand that they take Jake to therapy every week but he doesn't realise that he, too, is having issues ... with sleepwalking. Evelyn hints to Charlie that Alan used to sleepwalk as a child, leading Charlie to come up with a clever new solution.
E23 • Just Like Buffalo
When Jake imitates one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women decide that Charlie's home is an unfit environment for the child. Charlie must cajole the support group in order to win his nephew back.
20m • 2003When Jake imitates one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women decide that Charlie's home is an unfit environment for the child. Charlie must cajole the support group in order to win his nephew back.
E24 • Can You Feel My Finger?
One of Charlie's many women fears she's pregnant, and Charlie is relieved when the lady finds out she's not. When Alan realises that this is not Charlie's first pregnancy scare, he suggests a permanent solution for Charlie ... a vasectomy.
21m • 2003One of Charlie's many women fears she's pregnant, and Charlie is relieved when the lady finds out she's not. When Alan realises that this is not Charlie's first pregnancy scare, he suggests a permanent solution for Charlie ... a vasectomy.
E1 • Back Off Mary Poppins
Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.
20m • 2004Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.
E2 • Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Judith is dating Jake's paediatrician and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.
21m • 2004Judith is dating Jake's paediatrician and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.
E3 • A Bag Full Of Jawea
Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension for giving his teacher the finger by romancing her, but his several attempts fail every time.
19m • 2004Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension for giving his teacher the finger by romancing her, but his several attempts fail every time.
E4 • Go Get Mommy's Bra
Evelyn borrows Charlie's car to help her impress a Saudi prince, because she wants to sell him real estate. When Charlie gets the car back, he discovers his mother's bra in the backseat. When he finds out why it's there he decides to trade in his car.
21m • 2004Evelyn borrows Charlie's car to help her impress a Saudi prince, because she wants to sell him real estate. When Charlie gets the car back, he discovers his mother's bra in the backseat. When he finds out why it's there he decides to trade in his car.
E5 • Bad News From The Clinic?
Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.
20m • 2004Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.
E6 • The Price Of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.
21m • 2004Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.
E7 • A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out In Fontana
Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.
20m • 2004Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.
E8 • Frankenstein And The Horny Villagers
Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfils every single one of his desires, forcing Charlie to take care of Jake. After knowing Nancy for a few days Alan decides to ask her to marry him, prompting Charlie to try and talk him out of it.
21m • 2004Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfils every single one of his desires, forcing Charlie to take care of Jake. After knowing Nancy for a few days Alan decides to ask her to marry him, prompting Charlie to try and talk him out of it.
E9 • Yes, Mosignor
When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date that he can't stand, he ends up at a coffee shop where he meets his old girlfriend Lisa, and finds out that she broke up with her husband. Now he must try to convince Lisa that he's okay with her having a child.
21m • 2004When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date that he can't stand, he ends up at a coffee shop where he meets his old girlfriend Lisa, and finds out that she broke up with her husband. Now he must try to convince Lisa that he's okay with her having a child.
E10 • The Salmon Under My Sweater
Charlie tries to get Jake's approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show, which is based on a comic book that Jake is a fan of. Alan finds out more about Rose, including how smart she is, when he spends more time with her.
20m • 2004Charlie tries to get Jake's approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show, which is based on a comic book that Jake is a fan of. Alan finds out more about Rose, including how smart she is, when he spends more time with her.
E11 • Last Chance To See Those Tattoos
After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his lifestyle. Charlie sets out to find who created the site, making amends to all those he stood up along the way.
21m • 2004After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his lifestyle. Charlie sets out to find who created the site, making amends to all those he stood up along the way.
E12 • A Lungful Of Alan
Alan is jealous of Charlie when an old classmate, who's now a beautiful woman, seems to be more interested in Charlie.
21m • 2004Alan is jealous of Charlie when an old classmate, who's now a beautiful woman, seems to be more interested in Charlie.
E13 • Get Off My Hair
After an earthquake hits, Judith's house is damaged and she needs a place to stay. So Alan decides to invite her to stay with him and Charlie, without getting Charlie's permission. Alan becomes jealous when Judith goes on a date, and so asks Charlie to find him a date.
20m • 2004After an earthquake hits, Judith's house is damaged and she needs a place to stay. So Alan decides to invite her to stay with him and Charlie, without getting Charlie's permission. Alan becomes jealous when Judith goes on a date, and so asks Charlie to find him a date.
E14 • Those Big Pink Things With Coconut
The brothers throw their mother out after she insults the way Alan is raising Jake. To get their attention she ends up in the hospital. When Alan and Charlie show up at the hospital they aren't sure if she's faking and try to call her bluff.
21m • 2004The brothers throw their mother out after she insults the way Alan is raising Jake. To get their attention she ends up in the hospital. When Alan and Charlie show up at the hospital they aren't sure if she's faking and try to call her bluff.
E15 • Smell The Umbrella Stand
Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it, Charlie suggests they go to Las Vegas.
20m • 2004Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it, Charlie suggests they go to Las Vegas.
E16 • Can You Eat Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. When Alan finds out that he has to go to the I.R.S. because they're auditing him, he forces Charlie to take care of Jake, and Charlie doesn't do any better then Alan.
20m • 2004When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. When Alan finds out that he has to go to the I.R.S. because they're auditing him, he forces Charlie to take care of Jake, and Charlie doesn't do any better then Alan.
E17 • Woo-Hoo, A Hernia Exam!
After Charlie has back pain, Alan decides to take him to the hospital. Whilst there Charlie can't stop hitting on the doctor who is examining him. Berta is feed up with Jake's inability to use the bathroom properly, so she decides to make him clean it until he learns.
20m • 2004After Charlie has back pain, Alan decides to take him to the hospital. Whilst there Charlie can't stop hitting on the doctor who is examining him. Berta is feed up with Jake's inability to use the bathroom properly, so she decides to make him clean it until he learns.
E18 • It Was Mame, Mom!
Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric, so Charlie asks Alan to pretend that he's his life partner. While at the party, Charlie meets Eric's ex-wife Pamela and tries to sleep with her without Eric finding out.
21m • 2004Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric, so Charlie asks Alan to pretend that he's his life partner. While at the party, Charlie meets Eric's ex-wife Pamela and tries to sleep with her without Eric finding out.
E19 • A Low, Gluttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
After Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at cafe where they bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Sherri. Alan shows an interest in Sherri and decides to ask her out. The problem is that Alan can't get over Sherri's relationship with Charlie.
21m • 2004After Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at cafe where they bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Sherri. Alan shows an interest in Sherri and decides to ask her out. The problem is that Alan can't get over Sherri's relationship with Charlie.
E20 • I Always Wanted A Shaved Monkey
Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings when Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.
21m • 2004Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings when Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.
E21 • A Sympathetic Crotch To Cry On
Evelyn learns that her second husband, Harry, has died. They all attend the funeral, including Jake who is excited at the opportunity of seeing a "dead guy". Charlie is excited by the opportunity of a newly single widow, and Alan is just happy to pay his respects.
20m • 2004Evelyn learns that her second husband, Harry, has died. They all attend the funeral, including Jake who is excited at the opportunity of seeing a "dead guy". Charlie is excited by the opportunity of a newly single widow, and Alan is just happy to pay his respects.
E22 • That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
Evelyn buys Alan a new sports car causing Charlie to claim that his brother has sold his soul to the Devil. The next day, Evelyn extracts payment by insisting that Alan go on a blind, double date with her, her new beau and his daughter.
20m • 2004Evelyn buys Alan a new sports car causing Charlie to claim that his brother has sold his soul to the Devil. The next day, Evelyn extracts payment by insisting that Alan go on a blind, double date with her, her new beau and his daughter.
E23 • Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar after dropping off Jake quickly erases their concerns.
20m • 2004Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar after dropping off Jake quickly erases their concerns.
E24 • Does This Smell Funny To You?
Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an older man's trophy wife while Jake has to read a paper to his class.
20m • 2004Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an older man's trophy wife while Jake has to read a paper to his class.
E1 • Bangkok Weekend With Two Olympic Gymnasts
After falling off the roof whilst fixing Charlie's TV and badly injuring himself, Alan needs someone to look after Jake. Charlie offers but is pushed to his limits by Jake's rudeness and persuading behaviour.
21m • 2005After falling off the roof whilst fixing Charlie's TV and badly injuring himself, Alan needs someone to look after Jake. Charlie offers but is pushed to his limits by Jake's rudeness and persuading behaviour.
E2 • Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter.
21m • 2005Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter.
E3 • Carpet Burns And A Bite Mark
Charlie finds out that Alan and Judith have begun to date again.
21m • 2005Charlie finds out that Alan and Judith have begun to date again.
E4 • Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan when she temporarily moves in with them.
21m • 2005Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan when she temporarily moves in with them.
E5 • We Called It Mr. Pinky
Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship because of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie for advice about a girl at school.
21m • 2005Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship because of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie for advice about a girl at school.
E6 • Hi, Mr. Horned One
Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
21m • 2005Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
E7 • Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him and Rose but the unexpected happens when Evelyn shows up.
21m • 2005Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him and Rose but the unexpected happens when Evelyn shows up.
E8 • That Voodoo That I Do Do
Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons so he can get close to the gorgeous instructor.
21m • 2005Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons so he can get close to the gorgeous instructor.
E9 • Madame And Her Special Friend
One of Charlie's elderly neighbours tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist.
21m • 2005One of Charlie's elderly neighbours tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist.
E10 • Something Salted And Twisted
Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.
21m • 2005Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.
E11 • Santa's Village Of The Damned
Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.
21m • 2005Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.
E12 • That Special Tug
Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities.
21m • 2005Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities.
E13 • Humiliation Is A Visual Medium
Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.
21m • 2005Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.
E14 • Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship whilst Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
21m • 2005Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship whilst Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
E15 • My Tongue Is Meat
Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out, Charlie has to decide if he is truly in love with her or just whipped.
21m • 2005Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out, Charlie has to decide if he is truly in love with her or just whipped.
E16 • Ergo, The Booty Call
Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mum and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.
21m • 2005Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mum and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.
E17 • The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
Charlie is nominated for an advertising award but decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. Rose is having relationship problems with Gordon and seeks help from Charlie.
21m • 2005Charlie is nominated for an advertising award but decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. Rose is having relationship problems with Gordon and seeks help from Charlie.
E18 • The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Judith is after Alan because he's late in paying his alimony check.
21m • 2005Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Judith is after Alan because he's late in paying his alimony check.
E19 • Golly Moses, She's A Muffin
Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks.
21m • 2005Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks.
E20 • Always A Bridesmaid, Never A Burro
Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mum, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.
21m • 2005Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mum, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.
E21 • And The Plot Moistens
Jake's teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine's intellect whilst Charlie helps Jake audition for his school musical.
21m • 2005Jake's teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine's intellect whilst Charlie helps Jake audition for his school musical.
E22 • Just Once With Aunt Sophie
A girl from Jake's school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving advice which leads to them getting nostalgic remembering their first boy-girl party.
21m • 2005A girl from Jake's school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving advice which leads to them getting nostalgic remembering their first boy-girl party.
E23 • Arguments For The Quickie
Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. When they meet, Mia explains she wants some of Charlie's sperm to which Charlie responds by asking Mia for something in return.
21m • 2005Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. When they meet, Mia explains she wants some of Charlie's sperm to which Charlie responds by asking Mia for something in return.
E24 • That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements, however, things begin to fall apart when their two families meet. Eventually they decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.
21m • 2005Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements, however, things begin to fall apart when their two families meet. Eventually they decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.
E1 • Working For Caligula
Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house whilst Alan suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi.
21m • 2006Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house whilst Alan suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi.
E2 • Who's Vod Kanockers
Charlie finally tells Alan the truth about why he did not marry Mia and they both have to deal with a noisy neighbour.
21m • 2006Charlie finally tells Alan the truth about why he did not marry Mia and they both have to deal with a noisy neighbour.
E3 • The Sea Is A Harsh Mistress
Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he's convinced he saw his late father.
21m • 2006Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he's convinced he saw his late father.
E4 • A Pot Smoking Monkey
Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared.
20m • 2006Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared.
E5 • A Live Woman Of Proven Fertility
Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying as he would no longer have to pay alimony. When it looks like the marriage might derail due to Jake's dislike of his mother's fiancé, Alan asks Charlie for help.
20m • 2006Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying as he would no longer have to pay alimony. When it looks like the marriage might derail due to Jake's dislike of his mother's fiancé, Alan asks Charlie for help.
E6 • Apologies For The Frivolity
Charlie dates a woman whose personality and life are like his mother's.
20m • 2006Charlie dates a woman whose personality and life are like his mother's.
E7 • Repeated Blows To His Unformed Head
Berta drags Charlie with her when she confronts the father of her pregnant daughter's baby. Meanwhile, Alan reveals a secret fetish.
21m • 2006Berta drags Charlie with her when she confronts the father of her pregnant daughter's baby. Meanwhile, Alan reveals a secret fetish.
E8 • Release The Dogs
Alan suffers about of insomnia and a visit to his psychiatrist reveals the cause of Alan's sleepless nights is his jealousy towards Charlie and his own inability to glide through life.
21m • 2006Alan suffers about of insomnia and a visit to his psychiatrist reveals the cause of Alan's sleepless nights is his jealousy towards Charlie and his own inability to glide through life.
E9 • Corey's Been Dead For An Hour
Charlie gets tired of Alan's mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers' double date. Meanwhile, Jake is left home alone for the first time.
21m • 2006Charlie gets tired of Alan's mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers' double date. Meanwhile, Jake is left home alone for the first time.
E10 • Kissing Abraham Lincoln
Worrying Charlie may get rid of one of them, Berta and Lydia fight over him. Meanwhile, Kandi does everything she can to stop Alan from selling their condo.
21m • 2006Worrying Charlie may get rid of one of them, Berta and Lydia fight over him. Meanwhile, Kandi does everything she can to stop Alan from selling their condo.
E11 • Walnuts And Demerol
Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.
20m • 2006Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.
E12 • Castrating Sheep In Montana
Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter Naomi.
21m • 2006Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter Naomi.
E13 • Don't Worry, Speed Racer
Jake shares that he has heard his mother having sex with her fiancé, Herb; a revelation that brings up a repressed memory for Charlie which leads him to seek help from Rose.
21m • 2006Jake shares that he has heard his mother having sex with her fiancé, Herb; a revelation that brings up a repressed memory for Charlie which leads him to seek help from Rose.
E14 • That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
Charlie sets Alan up with their new neighbour but gets jealous when the two form a bond.
21m • 2006Charlie sets Alan up with their new neighbour but gets jealous when the two form a bond.
E15 • My Damn Stalker
Rose is moving to London and Charlie is surprised by his reaction to the news. Alan lies to a woman he met online.
21m • 2006Rose is moving to London and Charlie is surprised by his reaction to the news. Alan lies to a woman he met online.
E16 • Young People Have Phlegm Too
Charlie's young, hot girlfriend takes him to a new club. She invites Alan to meet one of her friends but the men are shocked to learn they are considered as being old.
21m • 2006Charlie's young, hot girlfriend takes him to a new club. She invites Alan to meet one of her friends but the men are shocked to learn they are considered as being old.
E17 • I Merely Slept With A Commie
Evelyn tells the men how she feels about there being no mourners at her friend's funeral and they reply it could be the case at hers. Evelyn tries to prove them wrong by introducing them to a couple she helped.
21m • 2006Evelyn tells the men how she feels about there being no mourners at her friend's funeral and they reply it could be the case at hers. Evelyn tries to prove them wrong by introducing them to a couple she helped.
E18 • It Never Rains In Hooterville
Alan tries to bond with Jake when he realises his childhood is almost over whilst Kandi pursues a career in acting.
21m • 2006Alan tries to bond with Jake when he realises his childhood is almost over whilst Kandi pursues a career in acting.
E19 • Smooth As A Ken Doll
Alan is overjoyed at the prospect of giving Judith her last alimony check. Charlie decides to go along for the ride and meets Herb's sister Myra, and the pair end up bonding over their dislike for Judith.
20m • 2006Alan is overjoyed at the prospect of giving Judith her last alimony check. Charlie decides to go along for the ride and meets Herb's sister Myra, and the pair end up bonding over their dislike for Judith.
E20 • Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee A Lot
Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding while Charlie and Myra continue their romance.
21m • 2006Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding while Charlie and Myra continue their romance.
E21 • Tucked, Taped & Gorgeous
Alan and Charlie re-examine their sexual identities after Alan befriends Greg, a gay man. Meanwhile, Jake has a crush on Greg's daughter.
21m • 2006Alan and Charlie re-examine their sexual identities after Alan befriends Greg, a gay man. Meanwhile, Jake has a crush on Greg's daughter.
E22 • Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Alan asks Charlie to help Jake with his book report so he can take the time to go to the DMV. Charlie agrees and then decides he wants to go to the race track and takes Jake with him.
21m • 2006Alan asks Charlie to help Jake with his book report so he can take the time to go to the DMV. Charlie agrees and then decides he wants to go to the race track and takes Jake with him.
E23 • Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin
Charlie is shocked when the handyman working on his house beats him for Chloe's affections and Alan has no sympathy for Charlie's distress.
21m • 2006Charlie is shocked when the handyman working on his house beats him for Chloe's affections and Alan has no sympathy for Charlie's distress.
E24 • Prostitutes And Gelato
Evelyn gets a new boyfriend, Teddy, who bonds with Alan and Charlie by taking them to Las Vegas. Meanwhile, they both confront their feelings about their mother dating and the men coming in and out of their lives.
20m • 2006Evelyn gets a new boyfriend, Teddy, who bonds with Alan and Charlie by taking them to Las Vegas. Meanwhile, they both confront their feelings about their mother dating and the men coming in and out of their lives.
E1 • Large Birds, Spiders And Mom
Jake is getting ready to advance to junior high but his dad & uncle's scary stories might end his academic career a bit early. Alan & Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble, both then & later.
20m • 2007Jake is getting ready to advance to junior high but his dad & uncle's scary stories might end his academic career a bit early. Alan & Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble, both then & later.
E2 • Media Room Slash Dungeon
Charlie ends up having to go to one of Evelyn's firm get togethers but the event ends up giving the two a friendship. However, Evelyn is one step ahead of Charlie when he becomes interested in one of her clients.
21m • 2007Charlie ends up having to go to one of Evelyn's firm get togethers but the event ends up giving the two a friendship. However, Evelyn is one step ahead of Charlie when he becomes interested in one of her clients.
E3 • Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge called Linda. The two double date but things don't go too well.
21m • 2007Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge called Linda. The two double date but things don't go too well.
E4 • City Of Great Racks
Charlie & Linda get closer to consummating their relationship but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns. Charlie ends up flying to London to find out if Rose is still there.
21m • 2007Charlie & Linda get closer to consummating their relationship but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns. Charlie ends up flying to London to find out if Rose is still there.
E5 • Putting Swim Fins On A Cat
Charlie discovers that he's good with kids while babysitting Linda's four-year-old son Brandon. Meanwhile, the extreme financial hardship at Chez Harper leads Alan to become a guinea pig for medical products.
21m • 2007Charlie discovers that he's good with kids while babysitting Linda's four-year-old son Brandon. Meanwhile, the extreme financial hardship at Chez Harper leads Alan to become a guinea pig for medical products.
E6 • Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Charlie and Linda attend a function crowning Linda judge of the year but a pill Evelyn gives him believing to be a sedative turns out not to be and he acts crazy at the function, embarrassing Linda in front of the crow
20m • 2007Charlie and Linda attend a function crowning Linda judge of the year but a pill Evelyn gives him believing to be a sedative turns out not to be and he acts crazy at the function, embarrassing Linda in front of the crow
E7 • The Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room
After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house, Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother. Evelyn and Teddy don't want Alan there and go to great lengths to reconcile the siblings.
20m • 2007After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house, Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother. Evelyn and Teddy don't want Alan there and go to great lengths to reconcile the siblings.
E8 • Is There A Mrs. Waffles?
Charlie writes children's songs and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The kids and their parents love him, even signing CD-s of his jingles. However, Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.
19m • 2007Charlie writes children's songs and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The kids and their parents love him, even signing CD-s of his jingles. However, Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.
E9 • Tight's Good
Charlie & Alan are introduced to Teddy's daughter Courtney. Teddy warns Charlie to stay away from her but Charlie, unaware of what she is capable of, sleeps with her and then gets blackmailed into buying a new Ferrari.
20m • 2007Charlie & Alan are introduced to Teddy's daughter Courtney. Teddy warns Charlie to stay away from her but Charlie, unaware of what she is capable of, sleeps with her and then gets blackmailed into buying a new Ferrari.
E10 • Kinda Like Necrophilia
Alan learns Charlie stole away a girl he liked in high school. Seeking revenge he steals Charlie's French girlfriend Gabrielle. However, things don't really work out like he planned due to Gabrielle's behaviour in bed.
21m • 2007Alan learns Charlie stole away a girl he liked in high school. Seeking revenge he steals Charlie's French girlfriend Gabrielle. However, things don't really work out like he planned due to Gabrielle's behaviour in bed.
E11 • Meander To Your Dander
Alan is unhappy about his sex-life with his new girlfriend Donna and breaks up with her. Charlie helps a now-free Jake hit on a girl while the two are out dining but it ends up with Charlie getting pepper sprayed.
21m • 2007Alan is unhappy about his sex-life with his new girlfriend Donna and breaks up with her. Charlie helps a now-free Jake hit on a girl while the two are out dining but it ends up with Charlie getting pepper sprayed.
E12 • A Little Clammy And None Too Fresh
Charlie sleeps with a woman who is sick & catches her flu. With nobody in his family there to look after him, Rose (back from England) offers her help. Alan feels Jake is pulling away from him which makes him feel sad.
21m • 2007Charlie sleeps with a woman who is sick & catches her flu. With nobody in his family there to look after him, Rose (back from England) offers her help. Alan feels Jake is pulling away from him which makes him feel sad.
E13 • The Soil Is Moist
Alan begins dating a divorced woman who used to best-couple friends with him and Judith. He's happy until he learns more about Herb and Judith's sex life than he actually wanted to know.
19m • 2007Alan begins dating a divorced woman who used to best-couple friends with him and Judith. He's happy until he learns more about Herb and Judith's sex life than he actually wanted to know.
E14 • Winky-Dink Time
While at the coffee shop Charlie is recognised by a woman he dated but Charlie can't remember her name. Jake falls for the same woman's daughter so Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.
21m • 2007While at the coffee shop Charlie is recognised by a woman he dated but Charlie can't remember her name. Jake falls for the same woman's daughter so Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.
E15 • Rough Night In Hump Junction
After seeing Charlie with a lot of females in the space of one day, Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanising ways. Charlie goes to see his shrink who makes him realise he's missing the one that got away.
21m • 2007After seeing Charlie with a lot of females in the space of one day, Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanising ways. Charlie goes to see his shrink who makes him realise he's missing the one that got away.
E16 • Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Evelyn and Teddy's wedding is under-way and Alan helps the two make plans. Courtney tells Charlie they can't see each other anymore but Charlie can't accept it and takes desperate measures to change her mind.
21m • 2007Evelyn and Teddy's wedding is under-way and Alan helps the two make plans. Courtney tells Charlie they can't see each other anymore but Charlie can't accept it and takes desperate measures to change her mind.
E17 • Fish In A Drawer
Evelyn's husband Teddy is found dead in this spoof episode of CSI. The CSIs investigate the death, during which it is revealed Teddy and Courtney are frauds who were trying to steal money from both Charlie and Evelyn.
21m • 2007Evelyn's husband Teddy is found dead in this spoof episode of CSI. The CSIs investigate the death, during which it is revealed Teddy and Courtney are frauds who were trying to steal money from both Charlie and Evelyn.
E18 • If My Hole Could Talk
Alan tries to get Jake to do a book report on The Taming of the Shrew but Jake keeps losing the book. At the library, Charlie seeks relationship advice in the books and becomes attracted to an older self-help author.
21m • 2007Alan tries to get Jake to do a book report on The Taming of the Shrew but Jake keeps losing the book. At the library, Charlie seeks relationship advice in the books and becomes attracted to an older self-help author.
E19 • Waiting For The Right Snapper
Charlie's relationship with Angie is jeopardised when he meets her son's fiancé and realises she is his ex. Things get worse when the ex tries to hook up with him again, ultimately causing his breakup with Angie.
21m • 2007Charlie's relationship with Angie is jeopardised when he meets her son's fiancé and realises she is his ex. Things get worse when the ex tries to hook up with him again, ultimately causing his breakup with Angie.
E1 • Taterhead Is Our Love Child
Charlie discovers an ex has a child that looks remarkably like him.
20m • 2008Charlie discovers an ex has a child that looks remarkably like him.
E2 • Pie Hole, Herb
Alan goes too far in effort to collect $38 he loaned to Charlie. Meanwhile, Evelyn arranges a job for Jake.
21m • 2008Alan goes too far in effort to collect $38 he loaned to Charlie. Meanwhile, Evelyn arranges a job for Jake.
E3 • Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Alan, Jake and Charlie all decide to try new things. Alan is dating more than one woman, Charlie learns to cook and Jake experiments with beer.
20m • 2008Alan, Jake and Charlie all decide to try new things. Alan is dating more than one woman, Charlie learns to cook and Jake experiments with beer.
E4 • The Flavin' And The Mavin'
Alan is sure that things will turn bad when Charlie starts dating his receptionist.
20m • 2008Alan is sure that things will turn bad when Charlie starts dating his receptionist.
E5 • A Jock Strap In Hell
Upon discovering Miss Pasternak, Jake's former 5th-grade teacher, turned to stripping after their fling, Charlie tries to help her turn her life around.
20m • 2008Upon discovering Miss Pasternak, Jake's former 5th-grade teacher, turned to stripping after their fling, Charlie tries to help her turn her life around.
E6 • It's Always Nazi Week
When Judith kicks Herb out of the house, Alan hopes to reconcile with her. Meanwhile, Herb tries to adopt Charlie's bachelor ways.
20m • 2008When Judith kicks Herb out of the house, Alan hopes to reconcile with her. Meanwhile, Herb tries to adopt Charlie's bachelor ways.
E7 • Best H.O. Money Can Buy
Alan tries to get away from Judith. Meanwhile, Charlie and Herb go out on the town and Charlie uses the threat of military school to get Jake to do chores.
21m • 2008Alan tries to get away from Judith. Meanwhile, Charlie and Herb go out on the town and Charlie uses the threat of military school to get Jake to do chores.
E8 • Pinocchio's Mouth
A new girlfriend wants Charlie to sleep over at her place. Meanwhile, Alan has trouble enforcing Judith's grounding of Jake.
21m • 2008A new girlfriend wants Charlie to sleep over at her place. Meanwhile, Alan has trouble enforcing Judith's grounding of Jake.
E9 • The Mooch At The Boo
Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes seems to prove a boon to Alan's love life.
20m • 2008Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes seems to prove a boon to Alan's love life.
E10 • He Smelled The Ham, He Got Excited
Alan contemplates retiring when Evelyn states that she'll take care of Jake's college education. However, Jake displays a talent that may eliminate the need for college altogether.
20m • 2008Alan contemplates retiring when Evelyn states that she'll take care of Jake's college education. However, Jake displays a talent that may eliminate the need for college altogether.
E11 • The Devil's Lube
Charlie finds himself re-examining his wild ways after an old friend dies during a visit.
21m • 2008Charlie finds himself re-examining his wild ways after an old friend dies during a visit.
E12 • Thank God For Scoliosis
Alan finds himself attracted to his receptionist, while Charlie and Jake compete for a waitress.
20m • 2008Alan finds himself attracted to his receptionist, while Charlie and Jake compete for a waitress.
E13 • I Think You Offended Don
Alan continues to believe that he is responsible for Judith's pregnancy. Meanwhile, Charlie is convinced he knows the reason behind Jake's bad mood.
21m • 2008Alan continues to believe that he is responsible for Judith's pregnancy. Meanwhile, Charlie is convinced he knows the reason behind Jake's bad mood.
E14 • David Copperfield Slipped Me A Roofie
When the birthday party she throws for Alan is met with indifference by his family, Melissa feels he's underappreciated and offers him the chance to live with her and her mother.
21m • 2008When the birthday party she throws for Alan is met with indifference by his family, Melissa feels he's underappreciated and offers him the chance to live with her and her mother.
E15 • I'd Like To Start With The Cat
Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counselling with Dr. Linda Freeman.
21m • 2008Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counselling with Dr. Linda Freeman.
E16 • She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
With Chelsea soon to arrive, Charlie must find a way to get a half-naked date out of his bedroom.
20m • 2008With Chelsea soon to arrive, Charlie must find a way to get a half-naked date out of his bedroom.
E17 • The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'?
Charlie's admission that he's in love with Chelsea gets a surprising reaction from her.
19m • 2008Charlie's admission that he's in love with Chelsea gets a surprising reaction from her.
E18 • My Son's Enormous Head
Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her whilst also yearning to run away from the situation.
21m • 2008Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her whilst also yearning to run away from the situation.
E19 • The Two Finger Rule
Chelsea's discovery of naked pictures of another woman on Charlie's iPhone leads to his swapping stories of sexual experiences during a drunken night with Alan, Herb and Jerome.
20m • 2008Chelsea's discovery of naked pictures of another woman on Charlie's iPhone leads to his swapping stories of sexual experiences during a drunken night with Alan, Herb and Jerome.
E20 • Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
Charlie's desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn don't befriend each other following their first meeting.
21m • 2008Charlie's desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn don't befriend each other following their first meeting.
E21 • Above Exalted Cyclops
Alan lets Chelsea fix him up on a blind date with one of her friends, Rose.
21m • 2008Alan lets Chelsea fix him up on a blind date with one of her friends, Rose.
E22 • Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
Both Charlie and Alan face lifestyle changes when Chelsea moves into the house.
20m • 2008Both Charlie and Alan face lifestyle changes when Chelsea moves into the house.
E23 • Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
Charlie seeks to take advantage of Alan and Chelsea's budding friendship. Meanwhile, Alan takes up ventriloquy.
20m • 2008Charlie seeks to take advantage of Alan and Chelsea's budding friendship. Meanwhile, Alan takes up ventriloquy.
E24 • Baseball Was Better With Steroids
Mia's return finds Charlie questioning how devoted he is to Chelsea. Meanwhile, Alan tries to write a screenplay and the guys rush a labouring Judith to the hospital.
21m • 2008Mia's return finds Charlie questioning how devoted he is to Chelsea. Meanwhile, Alan tries to write a screenplay and the guys rush a labouring Judith to the hospital.
E1 • 818-Jklpuzo
Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future as to which woman he wants to spend his life with, Chelsea or Mia. Meanwhile, Charlie also grows wary that Melissa has slowly moved into the house.
21m • 2009Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future as to which woman he wants to spend his life with, Chelsea or Mia. Meanwhile, Charlie also grows wary that Melissa has slowly moved into the house.
E2 • Whipped Unto The Third Generation
Girls rule the roost after Charlie consents to Chelsea's desire for Alan's girlfriend, Melissa, to move in with them.
20m • 2009Girls rule the roost after Charlie consents to Chelsea's desire for Alan's girlfriend, Melissa, to move in with them.
E3 • Mmm, Fish. Yum.
Alan cares for Judith's child and his ex-mother-in-law. Elsewhere, Charlie backing over a cat provides Jake with a chance to blackmail him.
19m • 2009Alan cares for Judith's child and his ex-mother-in-law. Elsewhere, Charlie backing over a cat provides Jake with a chance to blackmail him.
E4 • Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Alan starts working for Evelyn whilst Charlie tries to close the rift between Chelsea and Jake.
20m • 2009Alan starts working for Evelyn whilst Charlie tries to close the rift between Chelsea and Jake.
E5 • For The Sake Of the Child
Public humiliation in the form of Charlie and Alan bickering at an ice cream parlour has learner driver Jake refusing to stay at the beach house anymore.
21m • 2009Public humiliation in the form of Charlie and Alan bickering at an ice cream parlour has learner driver Jake refusing to stay at the beach house anymore.
E6 • Give Me Your Thumb
Alan's advice to Chelsea to get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out. However, staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.
20m • 2009Alan's advice to Chelsea to get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out. However, staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.
E7 • Untainted By Filth
Having set a wedding date with Chelsea, Charlie and Alan go to a bar only to awaken in the morning to find themselves in bed with a stranger.
21m • 2009Having set a wedding date with Chelsea, Charlie and Alan go to a bar only to awaken in the morning to find themselves in bed with a stranger.
E8 • Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Chelsea's gorgeous college roommate stays at the house to recover from a breakup but it would seem everyone at the house wants a piece of her.
20m • 2009Chelsea's gorgeous college roommate stays at the house to recover from a breakup but it would seem everyone at the house wants a piece of her.
E9 • Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Alan attempts to solve thinning hair in cheapskate fashion before heading out on dates. Chelsea reveals Charlie hasn't been pleasing her as much as he thinks he has.
20m • 2009Alan attempts to solve thinning hair in cheapskate fashion before heading out on dates. Chelsea reveals Charlie hasn't been pleasing her as much as he thinks he has.
E10 • That's Why They Call It Ballroom
Charlie broaches the subject of a pre-nup and is left stunned to discover Chelsea has just as much need for one as he does.
19m • 2009Charlie broaches the subject of a pre-nup and is left stunned to discover Chelsea has just as much need for one as he does.
E11 • Warning, It's Dirty
Charlie helps Jake cheat on his girlfriend while she's away for the holidays and Evelyn brings a television producer to Charlie's Christmas dinner.
19m • 2009Charlie helps Jake cheat on his girlfriend while she's away for the holidays and Evelyn brings a television producer to Charlie's Christmas dinner.
E12 • Fart Jokes, Pie And Celeste
Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs and Judith tries to quash Alan and Herb's new friendship.
21m • 2009Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs and Judith tries to quash Alan and Herb's new friendship.
E13 • Yay, No Polyps
Charlie gets a colonoscopy to avoid visiting Chelsea's parents but she turns the tables by getting them to fly out to Malibu for a visit.
20m • 2009Charlie gets a colonoscopy to avoid visiting Chelsea's parents but she turns the tables by getting them to fly out to Malibu for a visit.
E14 • Crude And Uncalled For
Alan suspects a widowed lawyer, who represented him following his arrest for slugging a guy at a bar when he came on to his date, is interested in Chelsea and suggests Charlie do something about it.
20m • 2009Alan suspects a widowed lawyer, who represented him following his arrest for slugging a guy at a bar when he came on to his date, is interested in Chelsea and suggests Charlie do something about it.
E15 • Aye, Aye, Captain
Chelsea is put off by Charlie's jealousy towards her relationship with Brad and he vows to become the better man he says she deserves.
21m • 2009Chelsea is put off by Charlie's jealousy towards her relationship with Brad and he vows to become the better man he says she deserves.
E16 • Tinkle Like A Princess
Crushed over his break-up with Chelsea, Charlie goes missing and comes back to Malibu married.
21m • 2009Crushed over his break-up with Chelsea, Charlie goes missing and comes back to Malibu married.
E17 • I Found Your Moustache
Charlie and Chelsea's break-up doesn't stop them from having a post-breakup one-night stand.
21m • 2009Charlie and Chelsea's break-up doesn't stop them from having a post-breakup one-night stand.
E18 • Ixnay On The Oggie Day
Charlie runs into Chelsea's old friend Gail. Alan learns he's able to please a new female chiropractic patient just by working on her lower back.
20m • 2009Charlie runs into Chelsea's old friend Gail. Alan learns he's able to please a new female chiropractic patient just by working on her lower back.
E19 • Keith Moon Is Vomiting In His Grave
Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother. Charlie has troubles writing the theme for a new TV show.
18m • 2009Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother. Charlie has troubles writing the theme for a new TV show.
E20 • I Called Him Magoo
Alan plans an intimate night at a hotel with Lyndsay, but her "time of the month" gets in the way.
21m • 2009Alan plans an intimate night at a hotel with Lyndsay, but her "time of the month" gets in the way.
E21 • Gumby With A Pokey
Alan tries to bond with Jake during a trip of their own to Sacramento to pick up a clock he's inherited.
21m • 2009Alan tries to bond with Jake during a trip of their own to Sacramento to pick up a clock he's inherited.
E22 • This Is Not Gonna End Well
Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.
20m • 2009Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.
E1 • Three Girls And A Guy Named Bud
Jake moves to Judith and Herb's when he learns Alan is dating the mum of his friend Eldridge. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to cut back on his alcohol intake.
21m • 2010Jake moves to Judith and Herb's when he learns Alan is dating the mum of his friend Eldridge. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to cut back on his alcohol intake.
E2 • A Bottle Of Wine And A Jackhammer
Charlie gets creative in his efforts to force Alan to accept Lyndsey's offer to move in with her.
21m • 2010Charlie gets creative in his efforts to force Alan to accept Lyndsey's offer to move in with her.
E3 • A Pudding-Filled Cactus
Though he accepted Lyndsey's offer to move in, Alan continues to use Charlie's beach house to have sex with Melissa.
21m • 2010Though he accepted Lyndsey's offer to move in, Alan continues to use Charlie's beach house to have sex with Melissa.
E4 • Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
Charlie gets even more unwanted houseguests after Alan burns down Lyndsey's home.
21m • 2010Charlie gets even more unwanted houseguests after Alan burns down Lyndsey's home.
E5 • The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
While Charlie's off getting plastic surgery, Alan takes advantage and pretends to be him at a bar.
20m • 2010While Charlie's off getting plastic surgery, Alan takes advantage and pretends to be him at a bar.
E6 • Twanging Your Magic Clanger
Charlie finds himself out of his comfort zone when he learns his date is four years older than he is. Meanwhile, Alan goes on a self-pleasuring binge to use up soon-to-expire ED pills.
20m • 2010Charlie finds himself out of his comfort zone when he learns his date is four years older than he is. Meanwhile, Alan goes on a self-pleasuring binge to use up soon-to-expire ED pills.
E7 • The Crazy Bitch Gazette
Charlie's newest girlfriend can deal with all the craziness in his life, except for Rose's stalking.
19m • 2010Charlie's newest girlfriend can deal with all the craziness in his life, except for Rose's stalking.
E8 • Springtime On A Stick
When a drunken Charlie ruins Jake's date, Jake retaliates by convincing Alan to hold a birthday party for Evelyn at the house. Russell the pharmacist is subsequently invited when he and Evelyn appear to hit it off.
20m • 2010When a drunken Charlie ruins Jake's date, Jake retaliates by convincing Alan to hold a birthday party for Evelyn at the house. Russell the pharmacist is subsequently invited when he and Evelyn appear to hit it off.
E9 • A Good Time In Central Africa
Charlie is thrilled with the fabulous job Berta's temporary replacement does and Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is threatening him.
20m • 2010Charlie is thrilled with the fabulous job Berta's temporary replacement does and Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is threatening him.
E10 • Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
When Charlie's ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him. However, Alan is concerned that she's using him all over again.
19m • 2010When Charlie's ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him. However, Alan is concerned that she's using him all over again.
E11 • Dead From The Waist Down
Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.
21m • 2010Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.
E12 • Chocolate Diddlers Or My Puppy's Dead
Charlie pays a visit to Dr. Freeman to help deal with breaking up with Courtney.
20m • 2010Charlie pays a visit to Dr. Freeman to help deal with breaking up with Courtney.
E13 • Skunk, Dog Crap And Ketchup
Alan lets his paranoid suspicions get the better of him when Charlie and Lyndsey start being more friendly to each other.
20m • 2010Alan lets his paranoid suspicions get the better of him when Charlie and Lyndsey start being more friendly to each other.
E14 • Lookin' For Japanese Subs
Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Meanwhile, Alan grows concerned when Jake and Eldridge start videotaping stupid and extremely dangerous stunts.
20m • 2010Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Meanwhile, Alan grows concerned when Jake and Eldridge start videotaping stupid and extremely dangerous stunts.
E15 • Three Hookers And A Philly Cheesesteak
Rose keeps 'cheating' with Charlie. Alan's plea to family for money, to advertise his chiropractic office, quickly devolves into a Ponzi scheme.
21m • 2010Rose keeps 'cheating' with Charlie. Alan's plea to family for money, to advertise his chiropractic office, quickly devolves into a Ponzi scheme.
E16 • That Darn Priest
Rose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone with Rose.
19m • 2010Rose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone with Rose.
E1 • Nice To Meet You, Walden Schmidt
After saying goodbye to the late Charlie Harper, Alan meets Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), a broken-hearted billionaire.
21m • 2011After saying goodbye to the late Charlie Harper, Alan meets Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), a broken-hearted billionaire.
E2 • People Who Love Peepholes
Walden has Alan come along for the ride when he tries to get his ex-wife Bridget to take him back.
21m • 2011Walden has Alan come along for the ride when he tries to get his ex-wife Bridget to take him back.
E3 • Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Walden hopes to start the process of winning back Bridget by taking her to dinner and seeks Alan's advice. Meanwhile, Jake gets ideas in his head when he learns Walden is a high school drop-out.
19m • 2011Walden hopes to start the process of winning back Bridget by taking her to dinner and seeks Alan's advice. Meanwhile, Jake gets ideas in his head when he learns Walden is a high school drop-out.
E4 • Nine Magic Fingers
Alan encounters a chance to reconcile with Lyndsey while Walden seeks to move on from Bridget.
20m • 2011Alan encounters a chance to reconcile with Lyndsey while Walden seeks to move on from Bridget.
E5 • A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
Alan isn't thrilled when he learns of Lyndsey's past so Walden hosts an impromptu party to lift his spirits.
20m • 2011Alan isn't thrilled when he learns of Lyndsey's past so Walden hosts an impromptu party to lift his spirits.
E6 • The Squat And The Hover
Depressed after receiving his divorce papers, Walden cheers up when he meets a woman who looks very similar to Bridget.
20m • 2011Depressed after receiving his divorce papers, Walden cheers up when he meets a woman who looks very similar to Bridget.
E7 • Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Walden hires Evelyn as his interior designer but Alan fears she may have ulterior motives. Jake crushes on his chemistry tutor, who in turn has a crush on Walden, and Alan can't stop reading Charlie's old journal.
19m • 2011Walden hires Evelyn as his interior designer but Alan fears she may have ulterior motives. Jake crushes on his chemistry tutor, who in turn has a crush on Walden, and Alan can't stop reading Charlie's old journal.
E8 • Thank You For The Intercourse
When Walden sells Charlie's piano, Alan goes off the deep end and starts channelling his inner Charlie.
21m • 2011When Walden sells Charlie's piano, Alan goes off the deep end and starts channelling his inner Charlie.
E9 • Frodo’s Headshots
After being released from the mental hospital, Alan is faced with a number of shocking events that test his mental stability.
21m • 2011After being released from the mental hospital, Alan is faced with a number of shocking events that test his mental stability.
E10 • A Fishbowl Full Of Glass Eyes
As Walden hopes to put Bridget in the past and dips back into the world of dating, Alan hopes a pawn shop will be the solution to his financial woes.
21m • 2011As Walden hopes to put Bridget in the past and dips back into the world of dating, Alan hopes a pawn shop will be the solution to his financial woes.
E11 • What A Lovely Landing Strip
Walden hopes to move things forward with Zoey but Bridget's reappearance complicates matters.
19m • 2011Walden hopes to move things forward with Zoey but Bridget's reappearance complicates matters.
E12 • One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Walden's mother visits, dropping a secret about him as well as leaving Alan smitten.
20m • 2011Walden's mother visits, dropping a secret about him as well as leaving Alan smitten.
E13 • Slowly And In A Circular Fashion
Walden needs Alan and Zoey to help when Bridget and his mother look to wrest away control of his company.
19m • 2011Walden needs Alan and Zoey to help when Bridget and his mother look to wrest away control of his company.
E14 • A Possum On Chemo
Zoey wants Walden to take on a more clean-cut look. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey reconnect.
20m • 2011Zoey wants Walden to take on a more clean-cut look. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey reconnect.
E15 • The Duchess Of Dull-In-Sack
When Walden feels Zoey is a bit stiff in the bedroom, Berta suggests a few of her marijuana brownies might loosen her up a bit.
21m • 2011When Walden feels Zoey is a bit stiff in the bedroom, Berta suggests a few of her marijuana brownies might loosen her up a bit.
E16 • Sips, Sonnets And Sodomy
Alan and Walden have to deal with Zoey and Lyndsey's antagonism towards each other when a storm traps them all at the beach house.
19m • 2011Alan and Walden have to deal with Zoey and Lyndsey's antagonism towards each other when a storm traps them all at the beach house.
E17 • Not In My Mouth
Walden's miffed that Zoey didn't reciprocate after he blurted out "I love you" when his jet hit violent turbulence. Alan thinks Lyndsey is drinking too much.
18m • 2011Walden's miffed that Zoey didn't reciprocate after he blurted out "I love you" when his jet hit violent turbulence. Alan thinks Lyndsey is drinking too much.
E18 • The War Against Gingivitis
Walden's former business partner shows up, looking to patch the rift between them.
21m • 2011Walden's former business partner shows up, looking to patch the rift between them.
E19 • Palmdale, Ech
When Lyndsey's mother comes for a visit, Alan suggests she meets Evelyn. Walden is stuck hearing out iPhone app ideas from Jake and Eldridge.
20m • 2011When Lyndsey's mother comes for a visit, Alan suggests she meets Evelyn. Walden is stuck hearing out iPhone app ideas from Jake and Eldridge.
E20 • Grandma's Pie
Walden knows Zoey won't be thrilled to learn Bridget is a partner in his new venture with Billy. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mothers dating each other and deal with Eldridge and Jake's questions.
20m • 2011Walden knows Zoey won't be thrilled to learn Bridget is a partner in his new venture with Billy. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mothers dating each other and deal with Eldridge and Jake's questions.
E21 • Mr. Hose Says Yes
When Zoey and Ava move in, Walden finds out if his commitment is up to the test. Meanwhile, Alan has his own challenges when he moves in with Lyndsey.
20m • 2011When Zoey and Ava move in, Walden finds out if his commitment is up to the test. Meanwhile, Alan has his own challenges when he moves in with Lyndsey.
E22 • Why We Gave Up Women
After suffering a minor heart attack, Alan is visited by Charlie's ghost while in the hospital.
21m • 2011After suffering a minor heart attack, Alan is visited by Charlie's ghost while in the hospital.
E23 • The Straw In My Donut Hole
Zoey suspects Alan doesn't really deserve all the love and attention he's getting following his release from the hospital.
20m • 2011Zoey suspects Alan doesn't really deserve all the love and attention he's getting following his release from the hospital.
E24 • Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
Having graduated high school, Jake and Eldridge face new urgency to face their adult lives.
21m • 2011Having graduated high school, Jake and Eldridge face new urgency to face their adult lives.
E1 • I Changed My Mind About The Milk
Walden's proposal on Zoey's birthday does not go as planned. Jake adjusts to life in the military and Alan is on edge because any permanent relationship between Walden and Zoey will lead to his eviction from the house.
20m • 2012Walden's proposal on Zoey's birthday does not go as planned. Jake adjusts to life in the military and Alan is on edge because any permanent relationship between Walden and Zoey will lead to his eviction from the house.
E2 • A Big Bag Of Dog
Shortly after his break up with Zoey, Walden has a breakdown & becomes irritable. After a slight intervention, Walden gets over it & gets even with Zoey by getting her daughter a large slobbering dog for her birthday.
19m • 2012Shortly after his break up with Zoey, Walden has a breakdown & becomes irritable. After a slight intervention, Walden gets over it & gets even with Zoey by getting her daughter a large slobbering dog for her birthday.
E3 • Four Balls, Two Bats And One Mitt
Alan and Lyndsey decide to progress their relationship further by having a pair of threesomes. The first one will involve Walden, the second one a woman of Alan's choice.
20m • 2012Alan and Lyndsey decide to progress their relationship further by having a pair of threesomes. The first one will involve Walden, the second one a woman of Alan's choice.
E4 • You Do Know What The Lollipop Is For
Missi, an old family friend comes to visit for a week and develops a relationship with Jake who is home on leave from the Army. When Jake comes to return to base though, Missi reveals she already has a boyfriend.
20m • 2012Missi, an old family friend comes to visit for a week and develops a relationship with Jake who is home on leave from the Army. When Jake comes to return to base though, Missi reveals she already has a boyfriend.
E5 • That's Not What They Call It In Amsterdam
Walden starts dating Rose. This news shocks Alan and he tries to warn Walden about Rose, describing her tactics and history with Charlie, but Walden disregards them as Rose explained everything to him.
19m • 2012Walden starts dating Rose. This news shocks Alan and he tries to warn Walden about Rose, describing her tactics and history with Charlie, but Walden disregards them as Rose explained everything to him.
E6 • Ferrets, Attack!
Walden asks Rose to move in so they can spend more time together. The next day, however, Walden gets a call from Zoey. They meet and Zoey confesses she still loves him, which forces Walden into making a decision.
19m • 2012Walden asks Rose to move in so they can spend more time together. The next day, however, Walden gets a call from Zoey. They meet and Zoey confesses she still loves him, which forces Walden into making a decision.
E7 • Avoid The Chinese Mustard
Walden hires an actress to play the part of his girlfriend and ends up falling for her. Meanwhile, Jake and Missi plan a rendezvous which doesn't go well when Alan is informed that Jake went AWOL from the Army.
21m • 2012Walden hires an actress to play the part of his girlfriend and ends up falling for her. Meanwhile, Jake and Missi plan a rendezvous which doesn't go well when Alan is informed that Jake went AWOL from the Army.
E8 • Something My Gynecologist Said
Lyndsey asks Alan for a commitment, which he doesn't take lightly. Walden is picked up by a rich older woman, who sees him as a poverty-stricken love toy, and she takes him back to her place and seduces him.
21m • 2012Lyndsey asks Alan for a commitment, which he doesn't take lightly. Walden is picked up by a rich older woman, who sees him as a poverty-stricken love toy, and she takes him back to her place and seduces him.
E9 • I Scream When I Pee
Alan finds himself in a bind when his beautiful ex-wife makes a pass at him. However, being in a committed relationship with Lyndsey, Alan tries to do the right thing by turning down Kandi and telling Lyndsey. Meanwhile, Walden helps Berta celebrate her birthday.
20m • 2012Alan finds himself in a bind when his beautiful ex-wife makes a pass at him. However, being in a committed relationship with Lyndsey, Alan tries to do the right thing by turning down Kandi and telling Lyndsey. Meanwhile, Walden helps Berta celebrate her birthday.
E10 • One Nut Johnson
Tired of dating or even meeting women who are only interested in his fortune, Walden decides to create an online persona as a poor schlub named Sam Wilson who is very much like Alan Harper (no job, no prospects, no charm). Then he meets Kate, a wannabe fashion designer.
21m • 2012Tired of dating or even meeting women who are only interested in his fortune, Walden decides to create an online persona as a poor schlub named Sam Wilson who is very much like Alan Harper (no job, no prospects, no charm). Then he meets Kate, a wannabe fashion designer.
E11 • Give Santa A Tail-Hole
Still pretending to be the poverty-stricken "Sam Wilson", Walden spends Christmas with Kate. Meanwhile, Walden & Billy close a deal to sell their electronic suitcase for $1.2 billion. Elsewhere, Alan's Christmas goes south when all his loved ones have other commitments.
21m • 2012Still pretending to be the poverty-stricken "Sam Wilson", Walden spends Christmas with Kate. Meanwhile, Walden & Billy close a deal to sell their electronic suitcase for $1.2 billion. Elsewhere, Alan's Christmas goes south when all his loved ones have other commitments.
E12 • Welcome To Alancrest
Walden wants to invest in his girlfriend Kate's fashion career, without her discovering that he is billionaire Walden Schmidt rather than broke "Sam Wilson", as he's led her to believe. What is more, the stress of the deception is beginning to affect Walden's health.
21m • 2012Walden wants to invest in his girlfriend Kate's fashion career, without her discovering that he is billionaire Walden Schmidt rather than broke "Sam Wilson", as he's led her to believe. What is more, the stress of the deception is beginning to affect Walden's health.
E13 • Grab A Feather And Get In Line
Fed up with his double-life and feeling that Kate might be the one, Walden decides he should throw away his "Sam Wilson" alias and confess to who he really is. Kate's in New York at a fashion show, so Walden, accompanied by Alan, set off to tell her the truth in person.
20m • 2012Fed up with his double-life and feeling that Kate might be the one, Walden decides he should throw away his "Sam Wilson" alias and confess to who he really is. Kate's in New York at a fashion show, so Walden, accompanied by Alan, set off to tell her the truth in person.
E14 • Run, Steven Staven! Run!
Lyndsey's miffed that she doesn't have a key to the beach house. Meanwhile, Walden, Alan, Billy and Herb share stories about women.
20m • 2012Lyndsey's miffed that she doesn't have a key to the beach house. Meanwhile, Walden, Alan, Billy and Herb share stories about women.
E15 • Paint It, Pierce It Or Plug It
Jake brings home his 36-year-old girlfriend Tammy but Alan becomes concerned about her and Jake due to her job as a tattoo artist, her kids and time spent in prison.
20m • 2012Jake brings home his 36-year-old girlfriend Tammy but Alan becomes concerned about her and Jake due to her job as a tattoo artist, her kids and time spent in prison.
E16 • Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
Valentine's day is approaching and Alan wants to make it special for Lyndsey. Unfortunately, his plans go awry at the last minute. Kate is back in town and wants to meet up with Walden but can he convince her to take him back?
20m • 2012Valentine's day is approaching and Alan wants to make it special for Lyndsey. Unfortunately, his plans go awry at the last minute. Kate is back in town and wants to meet up with Walden but can he convince her to take him back?
E17 • Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
Walden attends a singles mixer with friends from high school and runs into Bridget. Alan gets worried when they begin talking about getting back together.
21m • 2012Walden attends a singles mixer with friends from high school and runs into Bridget. Alan gets worried when they begin talking about getting back together.
E18 • The 9:04 Pemberton
Alan accidentally starts a fire in the kitchen while making toast, resulting in a power outage and embarrassing Walden in front of his date. Alan tries to make it up to Walden but ends up moving out and moving in with a lonely Herb.
20m • 2012Alan accidentally starts a fire in the kitchen while making toast, resulting in a power outage and embarrassing Walden in front of his date. Alan tries to make it up to Walden but ends up moving out and moving in with a lonely Herb.
E19 • Big Episode: Someone Stole A Spoon
Walden and Alan try to cheer up a lonely Herb, but end up living it up a little too large.
21m • 2012Walden and Alan try to cheer up a lonely Herb, but end up living it up a little too large.
E20 • Bazinga! That's From A TV Show
When Jake cheats on his girlfriend Tammy with her 18-year-old daughter, Ashley, Alan and Walden get caught in the crossfire.
20m • 2012When Jake cheats on his girlfriend Tammy with her 18-year-old daughter, Ashley, Alan and Walden get caught in the crossfire.
E21 • Another Night WIth Neil Diamond
Alan's world spirals downward when Lyndsey decides their relationship is over. Meanwhile, Walden looks for a solution to free himself from being the sole person in Alan's life.
20m • 2012Alan's world spirals downward when Lyndsey decides their relationship is over. Meanwhile, Walden looks for a solution to free himself from being the sole person in Alan's life.
E22 • My Bodacious Vidalia
With Alan still depressed over his breakup with Lindsey, Walden sends him off to get a complete makeover. Even with his new weird look, Alan manages to hook up with a dim-witted blonde. She takes him home, where Alan discovers she has a 92-year old comatose husband.
20m • 2012With Alan still depressed over his breakup with Lindsey, Walden sends him off to get a complete makeover. Even with his new weird look, Alan manages to hook up with a dim-witted blonde. She takes him home, where Alan discovers she has a 92-year old comatose husband.
E23 • Cows, Prepare To Be Tipped
Walden has a dilemma when he finds he's more attracted to the grandmother of a beautiful but ditzy young woman than the woman herself. Also, Jake reveals he is being transferred to Japan so Alan decides a road trip is on order.
21m • 2012Walden has a dilemma when he finds he's more attracted to the grandmother of a beautiful but ditzy young woman than the woman herself. Also, Jake reveals he is being transferred to Japan so Alan decides a road trip is on order.
E1 • Nangnangnangnang
Charlie's long-lost daughter Jenny shows up.
20m • 2013Charlie's long-lost daughter Jenny shows up.
E2 • I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
Jenny moves in with Evelyn.
21m • 2013Jenny moves in with Evelyn.
E3 • This Unblessed Biscuit
Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire.
21m • 2013Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire.
E4 • Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
Walden starts partying with Jenny and her hot friends.
20m • 2013Walden starts partying with Jenny and her hot friends.
E5 • Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
Alan befriends Lyndsey's boyfriend.
20m • 2013Alan befriends Lyndsey's boyfriend.
E6 • Justice In Star-Spangled Hot Pants
Alan asks Walden to set him up on a date with Lynda Carter.
20m • 2013Alan asks Walden to set him up on a date with Lynda Carter.
E7 • Some Kind Of Lesbian Zombie
Lyndsey's jealousy ruins Alan's date with a beautiful woman.
20m • 2013Lyndsey's jealousy ruins Alan's date with a beautiful woman.
E8 • Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room
Alan and Lyndsey's illicit affair puts Walden in danger.
21m • 2013Alan and Lyndsey's illicit affair puts Walden in danger.
E9 • Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
Walden's date with an accident-prone model won't end.
21m • 2013Walden's date with an accident-prone model won't end.
E10 • On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!
Walden helps Jenny get a second date with a one-night stand.
21m • 2013Walden helps Jenny get a second date with a one-night stand.
E11 • Tazed In The Lady Nuts
Walden joins his beautiful former employee on a new project.
21m • 2013Walden joins his beautiful former employee on a new project.
E12 • Baseball, Boobs, Boobs, Baseball
Alan lets Lyndsey's boyfriend Larry set him up on a date.
21m • 2013Alan lets Lyndsey's boyfriend Larry set him up on a date.
E13 • Bite Me, Supreme Court
Walden and Alan throw Marty a bachelor party with old friends.
21m • 2013Walden and Alan throw Marty a bachelor party with old friends.
E14 • Three Fingers Of Crème De Menthe
Walden sets out to prove that he's a man's man.
21m • 2013Walden sets out to prove that he's a man's man.
E15 • Cab Fare And Bottle Of Penicilin
Alan makes Lyndsey choose between him or Larry.
20m • 2013Alan makes Lyndsey choose between him or Larry.
E16 • How To Get Rid Of Alan Harper
Walden suspects his new girlfriend is cheating on him.
21m • 2013Walden suspects his new girlfriend is cheating on him.
E17 • Welcome Home, Jake
Lyndsey discovers that Alan is sleeping with Larry's sister.
21m • 2013Lyndsey discovers that Alan is sleeping with Larry's sister.
E18 • West Side Story
Walden's ex-girlfriend invites him to her boutique opening.
21m • 2013Walden's ex-girlfriend invites him to her boutique opening.
E19 • Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
Walden reconnects with Kate and is sure she's "The One" - that is, until he meets Vivian, a beautiful, free-spirited world traveller who shows up on his doorstep.
21m • 2013Walden reconnects with Kate and is sure she's "The One" - that is, until he meets Vivian, a beautiful, free-spirited world traveller who shows up on his doorstep.
E20 • Lotta Delis In Little Armenia
Alan stumbles upon a money-making opportunity.
21m • 2013Alan stumbles upon a money-making opportunity.
E21 • Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
Gretchen insists that Alan confess his identity to Larry.
21m • 2013Gretchen insists that Alan confess his identity to Larry.
E22 • Oh, Wald-e, Good Times Ahead
Alan confesses his true identity.
21m • 2013Alan confesses his true identity.
E1 • The Ol Mexican Spinach
Walden reprioritises his life.
20m • 2014Walden reprioritises his life.
E2 • A Chic Bar In Ibiza
Alan gets offended when Walden asks him to sign a pre-nup.
20m • 2014Alan gets offended when Walden asks him to sign a pre-nup.
E3 • Glamping In A Yurt
Walden and Alan pretend to be a loving couple for the adoption.
20m • 2014Walden and Alan pretend to be a loving couple for the adoption.
E4 • Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
Walden and Alan meet a birth mother who is considering them.
20m • 2014Walden and Alan meet a birth mother who is considering them.
E5 • Oontz Oontz Oontz
Walden decides to foster a six-year-old named Louis.
20m • 2014Walden decides to foster a six-year-old named Louis.
E6 • Alan Shot A Little Girl
Alan breaks Walden's rules to appear cool for Louis.
20m • 2014Alan breaks Walden's rules to appear cool for Louis.
E7 • Sex With An Animated Ed Asner
Walden's attracted to a mom at the kids' gym.
20m • 2014Walden's attracted to a mom at the kids' gym.
E8 • Family, Buble, Deep-Fried Turkey
Walden and Alan try to convince Louis that Santa's real.
20m • 2014Walden and Alan try to convince Louis that Santa's real.
E9 • Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.
20m • 2014Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.
E10 • Here I Come, Pants!
Walden risks losing Louis when his secret with Alan gets out.
20m • 2014Walden risks losing Louis when his secret with Alan gets out.
E11 • For Whom The Booty Calls
Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers - without Alan.
20m • 2014Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers - without Alan.
E12 • A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
Alan breaks up with the social worker to be with Lyndsey.
20m • 2014Alan breaks up with the social worker to be with Lyndsey.
E13 • Boompa Loved His Hookers
Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.
20m • 2014Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.
E14 • Don't Give A Monkey A Gun
Walden offers Alan a divorce gift of his choice.
20m • 2014Walden offers Alan a divorce gift of his choice.
E15 • Of Course He's Dead - Part One
Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he? Find out in the two-part finale.
17m • 2014Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he? Find out in the two-part finale.
E16 • Of Course He's Dead - Part Two
Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he? Find out in the two-part finale.
20m • 2014Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he? Find out in the two-part finale.
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